Sorry, I'll take a 1LE with a T5WC trans, please...

Isn't torque grand? I do the same in either A6 (2.7T) or A4(2.0TFSI) and get 25 and 30 MPG around town. It is REALLY hard to maintain that pace, so it usually hovers around 22 and 28. Both engines put down some big fun between 2-4K RPMS...

0:30 Darren Carter loves cock!

+1 for the nitrous comment.

Yeah, his car is actually making him DRIVE it! LOL

Preach it!

Take your GTR to a dyno after you buy it. The numbers might surprise you.

I've got an APR stage I tune on my 2000 A6 2.7T. 68HP and 130 lb-ft of tasty torque on top with NO adverse effects, +1MPG, and almost 100k miles on the chip, 180k on the stock turbos. The chip has been completely invisible, reliable, and a fucking blast to drive with a manual and AWD, no traction control (last MY…

JUST tires? GTFO. Tires mean ALOT, especially when launching a 2wd car...

George Carlin said it best: "Fuck the sports fans."

If they are "bringing cash into the shcools" why do the coaches travel expenses get paid by student fees? Why doesn't it come from ticket sales?

...to the the new 5 pot RS-TT and S3...

We own a C5 A6 and B7 A4. While not icons like your cars, both are quick when tastefully modified and get lots of compliments. I can't remember how many times I was offered money to sell my 1963 Chevy II Nova station wagon on the spot. Especially when I was trolling unsuspecting drag racers...

3rd gear: I was just giggling about "Chevy runs deep" last night. Either it's just me, or it's an obvious double entendre.

Haha!

Holy shit, that's expensive for a CB.

These Jeeps are pissed off! "Improper vehicle use" includes buying a fully capable SUV and only driving it on pavement! It's got spark, it's got fuel, it wants to party. An idle winch is the devil's workshop. Why do you think dmckoltrane hasn't had any issues? His Jeep isn't bored out of it's fucking mind.

I still love you, Matt. It's that Ray Wert with his Camaro fetish that pisses me off >:(

I like your style. I don't visit J-nik too much anymore, it's just not the same as it was 2003-2008ish. It is commentors like you that make it still the most entertaining automotive blog in the tubes. Too bad I won't be around after the Facebook login is required, you seem fun! Maybe you could hang out with my…

She didn't put words in your mouth, she put da whole dick and trucknutz in der too. In an unrelated thought, I bet you own at least one vehicle with a slushbox and are voting Santorum.