@CheekyPeaches: Assplay?

@rcalderh: Preach it!

@John Prickitt: Nice name ;) You should try it again, just not after taco night!

@jemandtheholograms: You know, a shower never hurt anybody.

Everyone knows that the world would be a better place with more anal sex and less hate.

@SyzygyRevolver: Sounds like you did it with the wrong guy.

@nutbastard: Mustardpants.

@area_educator's Saturn SC2 needs a Northstar V8 more than it needs a back seat: I think you meant to enter [www.jezebel.com] into your browser.

@DoubleRainbow Hunter Julianne: And we let your parents breed.

Woe to You, Oh Earth and Sea,

@Jim-Bob: Hey, I hate donks as much as the next guy, but I'd rather see a donk than a sports car with an automatic transmission.

I'm pretty sure that anyone who visits Fry's often enough can hook you up with CD's far cheaper than reflectors, anyway.

You've never been a ski instructor? Carpooling can be awesome, if the right people are involved. Especially when work is 100 miles away.

Finally, a rad article in this silly contest.

@speedzonevideo: Right on.

I think we found the next car blogger right here.

350HP 1963 ChevyII Nova400 wagon with a BW T5 and global west suspension. Back seat folded down for supercoziness, when necessary.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Or a backcountry skier ;)

I actually prefer my wife's 2.7T without covers. She's bi and into coil on plug action.

@sgtsween: Yeah, you've never racially profiled someone, have you? Go back to being above the law, you scum.