That's awesome. Good to see people actually enjoying their cars, not just their egos. Bravo.

@dulcamara: Couldnt' have said it better myself!

NASA doesn't feel like they need to have a race series participate in the PNW, but Australia's cool? WTF?

A schoolbus? You know, for a private Catholic school, of course. All those plaid skirts...

@JDisnidiet: Umm, you all? Or am I missing something? Your post isn't hate filled at all, either?

I knew the honeymoon was over when she started bringing liquid beverages into the car :(

I'll bet it's got a slushbox.

So, men have smaller penises than women? I'm confused.

@Mazarin: If you got it, flaunt it! My Talon says Turbo on the sideskirts, and the rear bumper only says "Tsi AWD." :(

@Brydagr8: I seem to run into the biggest assholes in lifted diesel trucks.

Love it. BTW, how bout that turbo convertible Corvair on CL in PDX for under $3k?

Of course there's a Ford Mustang. How much you wanna bet it comes out on top somehow?

Again, mandatory track days, full physicals and driving tests every two years would fix this. If your reaction time/stupidity level is such you can't hit the brakes, then you lose, fucker.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: The dude in the commercial already went to Midas. That's the joke. I wouldn't trust those fuckers to change a colostomy bag.

@KTown Hoonboy: Burn! But true.

@Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Or, depress the clutch pedal to disengage the input shaft from torque. Admittedly, that would require a manual trans, which would negate the possibility of someone not actually knowing how to operate a vehicle.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: Dude, have you ever had a "gummer?" It might not be all bad...

@Devryn: ROFLZ

@GreenN_Gold: Me either. Force people to drive a stick, they magically get more "involved." Plus, you can diesengage the clutch and stop spontaneously accelerating if you can't find the brake pedal.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: It reminds me of my trusty old Hercules card and the original Rogue by Epyx! :) Heart click for you!