To be fair, offers with this level of importance really should have more than just a one and done email given all the noise we have in our inboxes nowadays. I nearly missed a major job offer years ago since it went to spam...

Thank you sir. That is a gorgeous example.

In 2008 I had the opportunity to buy a 1993 Mazda RX-7 R1, bone stock, one owner, 24,000 miles. $12,995. Acquiring it would have also necessitated a loan to a 19 year old college student with $200 to his name that no bank would back, so imagine my surprise that my father was completely, 100% willing to loan me the…

Forget that. They’re in cahoots with Clarkson Collision, which is the most half-arsed repair shop chain...in the world.

Part costs on Volvos have apparently crept up over the years. A headlight housing on the S90 runs several thousand dollars...

If any of those Raptors are still available I’ll swing by with a cashier’s check this week.

Honestly, the spartan interior just makes this car even more desirable, as if it’s a modern take on 80s supercars like the F40 that were basically race cars with turn signals.

I know they say you should give an “A” for effort but this gets like a C-minus, max.

When reached for comment via Twitter, Elon Musk claimed that the autopilot feature was still in beta.

this is the most artistic thing I’ve read all month

I thought the reason there were two dashboards is because Nissan built *two* of these to meet homologation requirements?

The only Prowler-esque car I’d ever buy would be a Panoz Roadster.

Helmets might not have even been enough if that thing went over...these cars don’t look like they have much roof strength.

Please. We’ll be reminiscing about cars that had steering wheels and pedals so you could operate it yourself, while our grandkids look at us sideways and ask their Hive™ inter-ocular personal assistants what a “driver” is before reminding us that computers haven’t needed hardware abstraction software ever since…

Man, I don’t want a controller that I'm going to fumble every time I hold it 

“Yeah, who are you? I saw you chasing Bart’s ambulance!”

The 1st-gear-engagement hiccup can also be remedied by popping the lever back into neutral and re-clutching.

Very well, I’ll do it.

$kay, as sad as I am for seeing this era come to an end, I’m grateful to have been a regular reader from green to checkered. Jalopnik lost an institution today that will be sorely missed.

And gotta make sure it had only one previous owner: JAMES! BOND!