Hold on, which Dumb Shit are we referring to?

Hell, the gloss doesn’t even look like it matches between the roof and trunk lid and the rest of the car.

I never liked how they located the shifter closer to the passenger than the driver in this generation. Performance cars shouldn’t have the driver reaching over the center console like they’re driving a truck to change gears.

Sure, but we have to assume there’s 122k on everything else that isn’t shown in the service records...assuming there are any available.

There is way more Accord Crosstour in that profile than I expected. Can’t unsee.

Great zinger. Seriously understarred comment.

Good lord, if I sat in that thing, brought it up to 60, and let off the gas I’d be setting the Guinness world record for the longest endo.

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

That gives me hope for my motoring future. Thank you sir.

Sport commuter? Sport commuter. Measure for fit (at 6'2" I haven’t a chance), check the gaps in service history, clean it up, and drive this all over. NP.

Ah, I only caught a quick look at it this last weekend and thought it read 5AM Monday. Thanks for the heads-up.

I’m more annoyed that we’re talking about cars as investments rather than cars as cars. Not everything must be an asset in a portfolio. Especially not things designed to be driven, dammit.

I would love to see an increased emphasis on Park and Rides for all major cities. Right now the incentive isn’t strong enough...if I want to stay near and go into Boston’s North End for a weekend, Park and Ride from the Alewife end of the Red Line is $8 per day (so $16-24) plus T fare per rider (minimum $4.20 pp…

Hard to recommend this having used most everything in the Thrustmaster and Logitech wheel lines throughout the years.

Hard to recommend this having used most everything in the Thrustmaster and Logitech wheel lines throughout the years.

They’re already working on a workaround.

If you really hate your money, you can also throw it away on a package that upgrades the gear selector

It’s not even the family-hauling that skews the numbers towards SUVs and vans. All the cars on the top-10 list have 4WD or AWD, making them driveable year-round in the northern states by Joe Carbuyer. I’d be willing to bet the RWD-heavy bottom 10 looks completely different when localized to Florida, Texas, or Arizona.

No worries. The Postal Services’ Grumman LLVs will be flooding the used market in short order to fulfill people’s desires for mission-specific parcel carrying vehicles.

So how difficult would it be, then, for Mazda to allow their mainland U.S. dealers to special-order one? I love my Mazda3 but I would’ve absolutely gone for a Kodo-era Mazda2 given the option back in 2015.