The astounding realization that the FPD trying to kick out the media has resulted in this massive barrage of photos, videos, tweets, posts, stories, etc. is so amazing to me. What are you thinking, FPD? The only thing I could think is that these are a bunch of old, clueless people who don't really understand the…

This is the FIRST time your sad little site ever got mentioned here. You're not socially relevant. Stop pretending like Jezebel and the people on it are "after you" constantly. Your ego is relying on you pretending like we even knew you existed-guess what, though? We didn't. So cut the bullshit.

When asked about her victory, Li replied, "It was like a walk on the Park."

I'm sure that Li wishes should could've beaten the others the old fashioned Chinese way: by mercilessly caning them.

That took balls.

What a dick.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

You know what's the best? People who don't call themselves nerds or geeks. They're the best.

Can we all just stop giving a fuck? Anyone thats into a certain subculture purely for the 'cool' factor will eventually drop out because it stops being cool. Those that continue to stay in the subculture will become a part of it.

More like Riley Blooper, amirite?!?!

Oh, for creep's sake.

So. You are a dude who likes ladies. And ladies don't seem to like you back. What do you do?