I would just like a chronological feed of everything my friends post. I don't keep a lot of friends unblocked. I want to see all of what they post. That should be a one-click option on FB. So frustrating that they want to curate my content feed for me.

The astounding realization that the FPD trying to kick out the media has resulted in this massive barrage of photos, videos, tweets, posts, stories, etc. is so amazing to me. What are you thinking, FPD? The only thing I could think is that these are a bunch of old, clueless people who don't really understand the…

Did the same on the airport moving sidewalk...

This is the FIRST time your sad little site ever got mentioned here. You're not socially relevant. Stop pretending like Jezebel and the people on it are "after you" constantly. Your ego is relying on you pretending like we even knew you existed-guess what, though? We didn't. So cut the bullshit.

If you're gonna troll, Doogla, at least do it well.

photoshop > originals

Shoemaker-Levy 9 hit in 1994 - coincidence? Awful lot of energy going into the atmosphere as the pieces hit, might have disrupted whatever process was maintaining the storm.

Thanks Obama!

For when you really absolutely MUST free the SHIT out of everyone in the immediate area.

Those are epic in their simplicity. +1 internets!

Fuck Doritos? No, FUCK YOU!

I think everyone has that hope because nobody wants to disappear into the nothingness. Dying sucks. It all seems like a big cosmic joke. Just when things start to get there, you die. Fuck that.

"artwork by HR Giger" = I put a skull on a penis!

Oh, for creep's sake.

So. You are a dude who likes ladies. And ladies don't seem to like you back. What do you do?