*in an inexplicably continued rigor mortis, both thumbs are up*.

The best people. Only the best people.

You’re playing it safe, man. I bet there’ll be more than one defense of Kavanaugh along the lines of “that’s not attempted rape, I do it all the time!”

If the comments in the greys are any indication, I look forward to reading the barrage of misogyny and whataboutism on this week’s edition of Dead Letters.

The skincare industry just sells the idea that your skin is “freaking out” for whatever reason and you need to address the problem in a fast and topical fashion, so buy this lil tube here, and it’ll make it all go away! No marketing educates the public that hey, acne is tied to the way your body functions as a whole,…

Sociopaths flock to certain professions for a reason... ;-)

If wrinkles aren’t a good reason, cancer certainly is, and it can be prevented with the use of sunscreen. This Skin Cancer Foundation warning is quite emphatic: https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color

Yup. These idiots need to learn from the best:

There’s a difference between having gallows humor and caring so little about people (who are incidentally looking up to you for comfort and reassurance) that you find their tragedy funny.

It’s quite common for people with sociopathic traits to crack jokes when a display of sympathy or empathy is in order. They care so little about the suffering of others they can’t help but joke about stuff they find funny in these situations. They just think they're being "cool" and "edgy" instead of callous and…

I also work from home and the notion I could ever do it with my kids around is laughable. Whenever they are home there are so many things I just haaaaaave to seeeeeeeee right noooooowwwww that I never get anything done. It'd certainly be worse with a toddler or baby.

Oh shit, I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve lost dogs who were staying at the vet for observation too, and it’s a kick in the guts. It’s also a very different situation than leaving the dog alone when it’s time to have it put down and you’ve taken it to the vet for this specific purpose.

Some choice excerpts from The Guardian, if you must know:

No no no, you gotta give Trump voters some credit here. They really are this stupid.

That fucked me up, thanks. Now for the saddest thing I’ve ever learned about being a veterinarian:

That's the correct mindset. See also: raising toddlers.

Luna, my adorable piece of shit St. Bernard who passed away this spring, sees your shedding and raises it a couple more dogs.

This summer I would take my dogs on walks but the smaller one straight up refused to keep walking after a few minutes. I shoved her in a tote bag in hopes she’d get uncomfortable but she fucking loved it:

That Green Bay o-line was hard to watch. It’s basically made of green construction paper and some off-brand scotch tape. Rodgers is fucked if he has to rely on that to keep healthy throughout the season.