In case you don’t find the one she has, Urban Decay has some amazing purples in the 24/7 glide-on eye pencil lineup. And that shit STAYS on, it’s my go-to.

He does. I know of Aziz Ansari and Amy Poehler (major side-eye at these two btw), but I’m sure there are many others. CK may be his biggest Cash cow though.

As well he should. His asshattery is legendary by now. But seriously, after reading the NYT piece yesterday and learning about Louis CK’s manager and his attempt to silence the victims of his client, you start thinking about the whole network of comedians and performers this thing touches. You think of how many people…

I’m in a “fuck all y’all straight to hell”. Not only the predators but their buddies and enablers and other adjacent hangers-on who directly or indirectly benefitted from each of these scumbags’ careers.

Case closed.

This is also a good roundup of adorableness: www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/fact-there-is-nothing-more-adorable-than-how-much?utm_term=.nqam5b9q1K#.nqam5b9q1K

Lol no

I’d love to see that, but the “fora Temer” sentiment is widespread in Brazil, as he’s a former vice-president who’s now president because of the previous president’s impeachment, and has been proven (as in caught on tape) to be corrupt AF. He has virtually no supporters amidst the population, unlike Darth Cheeto here…

Of course. The guy just spouted some word salad of buzzwords (uneducated, desirable, organic) to cover up the fact he and his brand are full of shit.

Dude. A highly desirable product? Most women do not want to leave the house dressed like 4-year olds. Pipe down with this assessment of your fugly-ass, rip-apart-at-the-first-wear clothing.

So, in this new mythology, the flipside of the foodgod has to be the poopgod. Will he claim this one too?

I imagine Robert Mueller’s team is already wading neck-deep in evidence to analyze and now this hits. It must be an exquisite mix of “fuck yeah!” with “oh no, more shit to look at?”

It’s a slippery slope, man...

Nah, Amy is afraid of leaves blowing. She’s a bit of a chicken.

Next weekend? That’s a lot of enthusiasm! I think I’m gonna ask for a bike rack for our car so I can take my dogs to trailheads by car, and go on bike rides with them. I’d love to use the trail system in our town more.

In these troubling times, let Willow’s happiness in being buried in a pile of leaves cheer you up:

We’re not children but the first family does serve as a beacon, and when they display the positive traits we’d all like to have in our own relationships and family lives, it is inspirational AF.

Let us remember:

I’m here with my two hands like an idiot trying to figure out what’s going on... It seems she’s deigning to hold his pinky? Maybe?

Protip: never go to the American museum of natural history’s butterfly conservatory then. My daughter is crazy for butterflies, so I had to spend a lonnnng time with her there. Those who are squicked out by them do not appreciate the experience.