Yeah, it’s like thinking about your parents watching a sex scene... Ew, no, stop it!

Hey man, some of these houses are works of art, very far from the icing-smeared, falling apart walmart-bought kits I make with my kids every Christmas.

I wonder what a curious one year-old will do with toggles on his coat. They’ll probably become a toy/teether. Hey, that might the true utility of toggles! ;)

That coat sounds great because Paddington, and awful because toggles. So now I’m conflicted. Please don’t show me pictures of your (probably very cute) kid wearing the coat so my head doesn’t explode.

I am intrigued by your positions and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And I second your hatred for toggles. Those are the ugliest motherfucking additions to any coat.

Seconding Uniqlo - their down jackets and vests are really warm and pack small. I wear my vest under a leather jacket in the winter and it does the trick. Plus, their heattech undershirts do make a difference in retaining warmth.

I loved it when Neil deGrasse Tyson schooled him:

“Our Condolences Sofia” would’ve been more appropriate. Also, “WTF Are You Thinking?!?”

The North Koreans are at the launchpad, but yeah, you do have a point.

Nor do we flaunt our baby bumps. Come to think of it we don’t even refer to our fetuses as bumps.

This was kinda classy.

She’s the Hello Kitty of first ladies. Okay to look at, and has no mouth.

Puritanism is fucked up indeed.

They know I never say no, that’s why they keep doing it! ;) And that’s how they got 2 chicken nuggets each.

Oh man, I’m so sorry. I lost my father to lung cancer, diagnosed too late so he never even made it out of the biopsy alive. He was 67. It doesn’t matter their age, it’s always too soon to see them gone.

Amy and Willow giving me a “watchu eating?” look.

Yay Catalina!!! This is SUCH great news! :D

My thoughts exactly. Plus, is the Fertility Industrial Complex a thing? Or is it just some word salad Dunham made up?

Tyga + Chyna = King Cairo.

But I think that’s more of a personal question, no?