The fact that she takes a picture of her bare-assed husband and puts it on Instagram for thousands of people to see shows how much she’s the worst.

Nah son, he’s a football “player”.

It does, doesn’t it?

WHERE IS IT?

I don’t wanna see Jay Cutler from any angle. I’m a straight woman and my reaction upon seeing this Instagram on the Miami Dolphins edition of Why Your Team Sucks was “god no, get that out of my face!”

“They recently had a huge supply of Oregon State Beavers swag for sale. The store is located in the SF Bay Area”.

Holy shit. By Halloween that will have gone stale af.

Magary has a good take: http://adequateman.deadspin.com/who-wins-a-fight-between-trump-and-kim-jong-un-1798307016

They’re simply following this model:

I totally believe it. This commercial fuckery messes with everyone.

I just got back from Walmart and fall/Thanksgiving decorations are in full display. Meanwhile it’s 80 degrees outside. My 7-year old looked around and said “this is dumb”.

Wow, living in Utah without being a Mormon must be HARD. My husband had some job prospects there but I shut that shit down because we’d probably be ostracized as the only atheists within a 500-mile radius.

Best answer ever. Your mom did good.

The evangelicals could stand to recruit some new staff to try and up the conversion rate. I’m sure this would be successful:

SB: I’m grateful I can help.

Janice the Muppet is endearing AF. Plus she shreds on the guitar if I’m not mistaken. A Muppet is more empathetic and talented than Kylie Jenner.

Yeah, I didn’t want to be too literal.

I wish I lived in a world that had never seen Justin Bieber.

Hopefully it was suave. You know, poquito a poquito.

We live in a world where Kylie Jenner, whose personality is comprised of wigs and plastic lips, is the supreme influencer of our youth. Being interesting is really not necessary.