Fair point but we’re not ranking characters, we’re ranking Chrises. Totally different criteria.

No no, the official list of Chrises has no place for certified assclowns like Brown. It is comprised by Pine, Evans, Hemsworth, and Pratt. And hey, my position on the list of Chrises is backed by someone very important:

Really? It takes me back to Lindy’s review, which was epic.

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

I get more of a Quasimodo vibe, but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Spot-on comment is spot-on.

I call bs on this artist’s argument. Look at what was done to pretty boy Tom Brady:

I’d be forever in your debt.

When I worked at an IVF clinic what I saw was that couples in which the man has low sperm count have to rely on IVF most of the time, as the sperm cells available aren’t enough to reach the egg and die along the way. Conceiving without assistance is extremely difficult. So strangely enough Dan would’ve been able to…

Oh, THAT scene. If Dan is infertile, as we saw when Catherine and Marjorie ask him to be their sperm donor, isn’t that a major inconsistency? Is Amy lying? Did I miss something? Do I care too much about this show?

Sorry, no sympathy here. I abide by the following mantra: if you associate with garbage, you’re also garbage. If you belong to a minority and associate with GOP garbage, you’re self-hating garbage. She’s only complaining because she isn’t aboard the gravy train.

The entire sketch is gold, really.

True. There are so many to choose from these days...

I think it’s a sure bet to say most of them salivated over the fappening and made intensive use of her nude pictures. *barf*

Yeah, I was gonna say that if things are like this in the UK at least you guys get to laugh a little. You’re doing better than us here, stuck in the darkest timeline with an orange marionette and a Nazi ambulatory cirrhosis-ridden liver as the puppet Master.

It’s impossible not to think of this:

Maybe throw them AT said fascists during said protest?

Well said. It’s about power, intimidation, and abuse. Nothing else.

When you think about old school mail things get weirder.

Yeah, that was my first reaction. Like, did GoDaddy think the DS was a weather reporting site? WTF?