1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

He probably stayed in hopes of being a useful public servant amidst the chaos and corruption of this clusterfuck of an administration, but it seemed to have been too much for him, and then he NOPEd the fuck out of it.

models Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell will also now be contributing editors

the Kardashians think it’s damaging for Dream to live in homes where the parents are at war.

In the wise words of John Cleese,

Sadly for Trump Hollywood hates him. He wishes he could commission Lin-Manuel Miranda to write music for/about him, but he’s stuck with some dude from a Dallas church taking initiative instead.

Yup, it checked all the boxes. And you know what’s the scariest thing about this? It’s that the dipshit who wrote it probably isn’t knowingly emulating Nazi imagery and themes; History is indeed just repeating itself.

Quite Hitler-esque, no? Don’t know what else I was expecting. Seeing America associated with something so clearly tinged with fascist undertones is pretty jarring though.

Think of it as you outgrowing your binge-drinking friends, with the added bonus that you won’t have to be the one to break up with them. Good riddance, I say!

Such beautiful words. These days - and living in the deep South - I often ask myself whether my husband and I made the right decision coming here. It seems there are two ideals of America - one with space and work to go around for those who want to be part of something bigger and better than just one race or one…

We were driving back from Houston so last night we went to Kaboom Town, a fireworks show in Addison, TX. This morning we got in the car and drove for 5 and a half hours to get home. Now we’re beat and cuddling with the pups, and won’t be seeing any more fireworks. Last night was enough:

*waves hand* hello there, fellow Tupiniquim! Glad to see that there was almost no “hurr durr but your third world country sucks balls, you have no right to say anything!” comments in response to yours. Many of my comments comparing and contrasting the two countries met that kind of response even though I wasn’t…

Leia!

Well, he wants to make America safe again, not our uteri. Those can shrivel up, die and take us with them, for all he cares.

Heeeey, no need to sully the good name of mutts. Mutts are the best.

It’s not that I’m “present” for him taking a shit, I sometimes just happen to pass by or ask him a question (which I try not to do because he’s usually reading or watching something on YouTube). Most of the time I stay away.

We really have no problem with, uh, performing bodily functions in front of each other, and I was truly desperate and a bit scared, because I’d never suffered with constipation before and didn’t know it could be that bad.

I was looking at ticket prices just this week and was surprised to find out that the cheapest seats for Hamilton were pretty much on par with what I paid to see The Book of Mormon a few years ago. I know it’s expensive AF, but Broadway shows in general are quite pricey.

Yup. Imagine the results pre-Hamilton.