Your story corroborates everything I know about men. They don’t really care about aesthetics if they get to play with your stuff.

Do you have a big butt? If you do just go ahead and ask for a test run, spreading versus not spreading. It makes a difference, I promise.

“Unannounced” is quite the understatement, because a dick barreling into my butt would make me scream and slap the shit out of the dick’s owner.

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

In the dark, maybe? That’s the only way how. And then the danger is he might miss and shove it in the butt unannounced.

I’d like to interject that if you’re aiming at quality doggy style some spreading of the cheeks is desirable (ahem). Then everything would be on display, but really, who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Amy’s doing great, considering she hates all dogs and used to freak out (like, full-blown fits) whenever she was near any dog bigger than her. She didn’t freak out once and is actually pretty chill around Willow (the new baby)! Turns out Amy’s not as bananas as I originally thought ;)

I’ve got my island, fuck yours (and your island).

She’s a German shepherd/beagle mix :D

You know you’ll always be read and starred by us. Also, here’s a pic of my new baby:

In this interview with McKesson she said something that equates to 1000 red flags. She said that she invites Nicki Minaj, Migos and other black artists to give them the spotlight and lift them up. That’s some white savior complex shit, as if she’s doing these artists a favor. Bish please, they’re wildly popular and…

I think you know which one is Trump’s case.

“Itdoesn’t bother them that he pulled out of the Paris climate agreement. The residents on Tangier look at the decision as more money it will free up to help them build the infrastructure they need to save their island.”

I think she might’ve meant shaved. Or filed away, I don’t know exactly how to refer to this, and don’t know why it would have happened.

Oh man, let’s not talk about losing the genetic lottery. My teeth are so shitty that I have a (good) car in my mouth, in terms of how much my dental treatments have cost. And just today I had to go to the endodontist to redo a root canal (from one of the teeth that are part of my bridge, how lovely) because it got…

That was my first thought. It’s cute and all but it’ll be a smudge within a few years.

10/10 also would. But wouldn’t tell a soul.

It was most likely periodontal disease. If you’re genetically predisposed, smoke and/or has intense periods of stress, it can happen. My mom, who’s a chainsmoker and never took good care of her teeth, had all of them loosen up when my sister was diagnosed with cancer. She lost all of her teeth.

I died laughing at this tweet The Guardian included in its daily roundup:

You’re welcome! Glad it helped you! :D