Laughing so hard at Simple Dog rn.

Seasons 1 and 2 are the best. If you’re having trouble getting through these I can’t imagine how you’re gonna manage watching the rest :/

An important part of walking for any dog is the mental energy they spend while doing it, and if everything is right they kind of get “in the zone” so that virtually nothing distracts them. I can’t make her reach that stage of concentration by walking alone, but when I’m biking she’ll get there. So if we saw something…

I got her at a no-kill shelter, and they couldn’t tell me a whole lot about her, just that she was a stray. You’re right, I do think she suffered some abuse and we’ll have to be patient and reassuring. Let’s see what improves over time.

Yeah, I started going on bike rides with her alongside me (on a leash mind you) because just walking doesn’t seem to be working to spend energy. Tbh she seems to need both but ideally I’d go biking first and then for a walk, then she’d be more tired and manageable. Even though she’s afraid of the bike she walks…

Awww what a cutie! It’s like she’s saying “oh hai, yes, it’s me!” <3

Follow your gut.

I know lots of people rave about the show being well-written, diverse etc, but it seriously falls short in the romantic partners for Dev department. This season Francesca’s character was just a receptacle for Dev’s interest, she was for the most part devoid of internal conflict or even interesting characteristics.…

Great sex can cloud anyone’s judgment, I’ve been guilty of that myself. But shared values are the most important thing in a long-term relationship IMO. Imagine marrying that guy, imagine having children with him (even if you don’t want to, just imagine). As a parent we always want to pass on the best we have. You’ll…

Holy fuck, man!

I wonder how you’re still seeing him. What we believe in is part of what defines us. I’m not saying all conservatives are bad people, I just find it hard to reconcile the “this is a good person” with the “I got mine, fuck yours” mentality at the core of conservativism.

Haven’t had to use stairs yet, it’ll be interesting. She’ll either find them delightful or freeze up.

Poms always look so happy, like they’re stoked to be alive. Is that true?

Yeah, no. Especially if politics is a big part of your life. I know I wouldn’t be able to separate the guy who’s seemingly nice to everyone from a dude who aligns with alt-right (neo nazi in reality, right? Let’s call it what it is) crap.

So cute! I wanna hire you to do cool stuff on my nails!

No tips but have you searched drag makeup tutorials on YouTube? I think you can find anything on there these days.

By now you probably know the classics, right? Sex, nipple stimulation, spicy foods, moderate exercise... These didn’t work for me (and I tried them all in the course of one day) but hey, it doesn’t hurt to give it a shot! Good luck!

Awwww hello there feline overlord!

What a gorgeous doggo! And the opposite of her fear could lead to some weird scenarios, such as this fella:

Oh, Amy is terrified of bubbles when they come at her. Also, leaves blowing in the wind. Last fall was really funny.