I’ll give you Mayer and Gyllenhaal... But sorry, Hiddleston is too pretty. I know someone will probably paste a gif of his ass from that movie he did with Tilda Swinton to say I’m wrong but I stand by my opinion. Too pretty and manicured.

It’s pretty clear that her taste in men is “please don’t look like a real grown-up man”. Which, ew.

“Abnormal hobbit friend”, I’m dying here.

In the sense that they’re both yucky? Oh yeah.

Scott Disick and Bella Thorne? Makes total sense. Or, in the words of Spock,

I’ll pitch in:

I need to say it: I love your name :)

I didn’t see SNL when it aired last night but today I watched the Amazon Echo Silver skit and it was funny as hell.

Just very happy to report I gave myself a mani-pedi (first pedicure of the year *hangs head in shame*).

Not eating anything and jealous of your glorious pizza. CONGRATS!

Here I am stuck in traffic trying to get to Brooklyn from the airport. My feet are wet and I’m cold AF but trying to keep spirits up to spend a good week in NYC :) Hopefully unlike me you’re not stuck inside a car right now!

1) you gotta love Canada.

Two things to consider:

C’mon, you’re talking as if Spicer was any good at what he does. At this point Melissa McCarthy would do a better job!

With all of their attention and energy turned outwards (looks, social media, reality TV) there’s no room (or stimulus) to actually peer inwards to find out who they are. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Jenner girls have no internal monologue or internal life at all.

I’m fine with just knowing this much:

Oh shit, man

Makeup doesn’t come with bizarre prints or slogans to ruin it, and you don’t feel insulted because even your nominal size only fits a childlike 13 year old’s body.

I don’t know, but she wants some damn credit!

Narcissism is a helluva drug I guess?