That’s not accurate. That Jesus looks brownish, he’s not Jesus-y enough for Trump’s demographic.

Imagine the impact of hearing him say those words about his experience with bottling up his feelings for young people who are refusing to grieve the loss of a loved one. I lost my dad a few years ago and I’m reading this going “yes, yes, this is what happens”. I just hope the royals’ effort to bring mental health to…

Chances are he’ll demand a ride, like it and make the queen an offer she can’t refuse to buy it. Then he’ll stiff her just like he did basically everyone else he’s ever done business with.

With that gaggle of kids it certainly seems Tori uses being pregnant as a distraction from all the shit that’s going on in her life. She probably tells herself she has to focus on her pregnancy as an excuse to just blow everything else off - things she should be working on, like her marriage, financial situation etc.

Starred for the octopus on ice skates mental picture in my head rn.

Wow! Thank you for your butterflyesque knowledge! I was gonna google that later but wasn’t sure where to begin...

The butterflyakuza maybe?

Oh, as a parent and a dog owner, I know for a fact that people will butt in no matter what. I usually keep human interaction with strangers to a minimum after some traumatizing encounters. I’m at the point of not even making eye contact and just letting dogs inferact. And your dog was just following his own instinct…

Seriously. I doubt that Makeup Forever pencil only comes in black. Even a crazy color like, I don’t know, electric blue would’ve been welcome.

My Sephora Play box came with a black pencil eyeliner.

I hope you have a wonderful self-catering weekend!

I think they’re pretty true to size, but the leather has some give, which is the only reason my feet fit. I’d say order 2 pairs of different sizes and return the pair that doesn’t fit so well.

Good luck out there! And my advice is: be a Donna, not an Ann.

I’m dreading the weather forecast as I was planning to concentrate my kids’ egg hunt in the backyard and maybe the rain will ruin my idea. We’re also planning to fire up the grill (no family thought, thank God) and shitty weather would make it a no-go too. Boooooo.

Would you blame them if they were getting together to plot the destruction of mankind? We kinda deserve it at this point tbh.

Oh hai fellow wide feet-haver!

It looked like they were eating something tbh. I couldn’t figure out what though.

Thissssss:

Yaaaaaay! On both counts! Go you!

A bird once took a massive dump on a friend’s (gorgeous, long, jet black) hair. She’s the most squeamish and easily disgusted person I know. She just stood there, paralyzed, freaking the fuck out.