I’m sorry to hear that. You should have whatever wedding ceremony and reception your heart desires. Ideally it’s supposed to happen only once so you have all the right to go all out if you so wish.

The Real Government Clowns of DC:

You know he looks happy but the dumbbell says it all:

I 100% believe you. I don’t always follow the golden rule of the Internet, but we’d be better off abiding to it: Never Read The Comments.

Me neither, but it most likely dates back to when women were just currency exchanged by way of marrying into another family. Crazy that some people still hang on to remnants of this shit in 2017, no?

Nope. Sex for this woman is probably just P in V. Lesbian sex must be... I don’t know, fornication? Heresy? Couldn’t really tell ya.

Their wedding is a feature on Martha Stewart Weddings magazine, I bet you can read all about it there (and think of the pictures of everything funfetti!).

I hadn’t thought of it that way, but you’re absolutely right. I’m extra grossed out now.

Christian Siriano can do no wrong.

Looks like it. If you don’t make your opposition to same-sex marriage known on the People comment section, how will god know where you stand, amirite? /s

That comment was just the tip of the iceberg and you know it.

And the article mentions that this is the theme because of their mutual love for funfetti cake. That’s the happiest thing I’ve ever heard.

I’ve only seen the first 2 seasons of OITNB but their story is the cutest (look it up, it’s worth it) and that outfit is to die for.

I don’t know, but it’s amazeballs nonetheless. Christian Siriano FTW (as always).

I saw this on People’s website (don’t judge me) and sure enough, after like the first 5 comments there was one lady saying “this is not a marriage, they can’t consummate it because marriage is between a man and a woman”.

It’s super elaborate and she makes it look so easy. In my hands it would be a certain fail.

That’s definitely a can of worms. There’s no turning back after this modern childhood milestone.

Oh yeah, I’m always in awe of her skill and also dreading the day my kids are gonna ask me to make a castle cake - they watch this one video over and over.

Really? I can’t even stand their voices. I rue the day my kids discovered YouTube. For every cute Maru channel there are 5 insufferable toy reviews or recipe videos.

I know, right? My kids LOVE this crap. This woman’s voice just makes me crazy. My kids have the worst taste in YouTube channels.