There's some DVD version that you've probably seen around.

If I make a Vision Board, perhaps I can make this movie fuck off.

Millwall! That's the one! Do you know this chant? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated…"

Were I your father, I'd implore you to take a good look around. This is your hometown.

Does anybody like the taste of…ALCOHOOOOOL?

I'm not THAT far from New York, but even so, what an expense it would be. Especially given that I assume the entire run will sell out in minutes and I'd have to use StubHub or perhaps visit a shady man down on the docks.

Well, I guess your best was never good enough.

It's easy to rag on the unnecessary additions now, but at the time it was downright EXCITING. Star Wars on the big screen! And there's new stuff in it! WHAT PARADISE IS THIS?

Creed, Staind, Limp Bizkit, et al are not held back by lack of skill. They are exactly how they intend to sound. And they are fucking awful.

Drag.

There was that day in 1993 when In Utero, What's Going On, Blonde on Blonde, The College Dropout, and Curtis were all released.

Shit, that's a pretty fucking good year, if you ask me. And you didn't. Dig Me Out, Blur, and OK Computer? Fuck yeah.

There's at least three good albums on that list. That seems…kinda typical for a two-week span?

"They are the band they're trying to be" is not really a defence. You could say that about pretty much any band.

Thank you for this. Obviously it's all a real concern, but I'm getting fucking tired of glib "lol we're gonna die" comments everywhere.

I re-watched First Day of Camp right after finishing this one, and actually thought TYL was superior. It was worth it solely for the look of delight on McKinley's face when Andy showed up. Or the completely artless insertion of Claire and Mark.

Hey, it could be worse!

And possibly your last, given the upcoming Kinja apocalypse!

"you're literally accomplishing nothing"

I'll make a nice chilli dip. And bring some lube.