His prison nickname is going to be Sir Shankedalot.

I read the whole review and I'm still not entirely sure what this show is.

Stop trying to convince him. He doesn't want to visit the Greatest City in the World, he doesn't have to.

There's also Wank Butler and Wallop Butler.

The Single Guy would be HUGE, dammit!

They have a Win Butler AND a Will Butler? That's just confusing. Please change one of their names to Harold. I am not a crackpot.

30 Rock never rated very well. They must be desperate to long for that sweet, sweet 1.8 in the demo.

You fool! The Lawnmower Man wasn't Pan. Pan was the boss.

Are they still using the script that Joe Carnahan insisted was a surefire Oscar winner?

Ain't no WAY he's gettin' outta this bucket o' syrup!

I have a vial of the superflu that inspired The Stand.

A quarter as many upvotes as comments, plus racist comments on fricking TMZ. Fuck right off.

Exactly the line I had in mind. All the money, zero taste.

She was apparently quite cagey about her age when she started to really get noticed around 2010-11. That's why. At this point she's established and respected enough that it doesn't matter so much.

He pulled out "Lock her up". It's his Freebird.

More like ten years. She's older than you think.

I literally had never heard of it until I read a review for this the other day, but now I'd really like to visit. I don't know much about architecture, but I love modernism.

Prince Charles will fight you.

Oh god, I did not know that existed

Hopefully they will join the ranks of good supergroups. (Current ranks: like, two bands)