Lol. One doesn’t back a solar panel company (founded by a family member) and build a giant fucking battery factory in the middle of the desert out of panic.

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

Roy: ROY! ROY! ROY! [Quits]

So close to finishing and then I see this trash.

I like this plan by Tesla and I see where Elon is coming from.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

Different guy. You’re thinking of John Travolta.

Miata is the answer even when no question was asked.

1st Gear = Nissan

I want my robot car to turn into a bigger robot that can destroy anyone driving under the speed limit in the passing lane.

LAPD charged with battery.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Looks like a farting lion.

Easy. He was doing this work in the garage.

He’s so fat!

Counterpoint: Yes, I will.

I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway