My EDM test is to simply ask “Would this sound better on ecstasy?” and if the answer is YES, then it’s EDM.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

this part is my fav

I got it from Trailer Park Boys. Watch that show enough, and you start using Rickyisms like “worst case Ontario” left and right.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

I’ve worked for retailers with chains of about 1000 stores across the united states, and have had years where our entire print spend was shy of 3.1 million.

Can we get a note in the article where the "HISTORIC BRIDGE" is located? Paoli? Come on. Journalism. :(

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

Thanks for pointing that out. I wonder though, what happened between 1659, when centrifugal force was invented, and 1684 when centripetal force was invented? Did objects just fly away?

I would like to know more.

[watches clip]

You’ll never believe what happened next.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Eagles fans.

When Muhammad Ali saw this loser drop his name, he just sighed and shook his head.

+9:16 aspect ratio

yeah, but is he elite?

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

Glad he’s finally caught a break.