tumes
tumes
tumes

I absolutely can’t wait to play. I’ve purchased all of them in the past but I think I only made it through 2 since I eventually just decided I would wait until it was done. Honestly though, the thing that I am most curious about is how the hell they end the first episode on the console since that hit me hard on PC...

Not gonna lie, at first glance that thumbnail filled me with anxiety because it looked like someone left their vibrator perched precariously on the rim of a toilet seat. 

Not gonna lie, at first glance that thumbnail filled me with anxiety because it looked like someone left their

Dammit that... deconstructed buffalo egg?... idea sounds freaking fantastic.

My “I already know everything there is to know about human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

This doesn’t affect me (cool story) and I’m tired of reading about it (nobody made you) is absolutely a take that you can write... yup. 

Yuuup. Investing time and money in VR equipment and modeling you apartment: meh. Posing a threat of serious injury if someone puts a throw pillow on the ground near the TV: priceless. 

Edit: I guess the whole thing with the Han Solo scene makes some form of sense since it’s not ghost Han but rather Kylo arguing with his own concept of his dad which... ok... But that’s weirdly subtle compared to... literally anything else in the movie... And it doesn’t make it feel any less like pandering because how

Good lord what a regressive, frustrating mess. I agree with pretty much everything in this discussion, plus this fresh bile since I just got back from the theater.

I got hired at my current employer immediately before my kid was born, and as such about 3 months after I started, I took paternity leave. My coworkers secretly decided to have some frozen lasagna delivered to my house (I’m in Colorado, they’re in Chicago), but it got held up at UPS. Soooo I got notifications about

It will forever be on my unfinished game wall of shame, but I really really liked Pupeteer. It’s a little wordy and overlong and it has issues, but I have very rarely ever been so charmed by a game.

Welllll... I own/have owned the first Oculus devkit, the Vive, and the Playstation VR so with 6 years of experience with the hardware under my belt I respectfully disagree. There are totally games that work in limited spaces, even good ones, but I would say it constitutes a diminished experience.

Ha, sure hate to say it but: called it. I dunno, if they moved on then it was presumably because they were happier working on something else but... Still feels like a real bummer. I hinted at this in my thread, but while I’m super pumped for what they might bring to the table in terms of influence on a AAA tier thing,

Whoa, that’s a rad job! Can you discuss what your job actually entails? Like is it kind of a presentational layer for other work, or do you help artists pull things together, or maybe it’s informational? That sounds super fascinating!

For me: Fez. It’s a masterpiece. And the b sides are great too. C418's remix of Compass amps the catharsis of the song up to 11 and Datasette’s track is an absolute banger.

I feel you, though the real potential bummer to me is if Campo Santo just sort of dissolved into Valve and, consequently, In the Valley of the Gods is either on indefinite pause or canceled. Maybe it’s my whole “being in my mid 30s” thing talking but I am not as frothingly excited about the continuation of HL as I

I absolutely positively 100% agree, but I also feel a little sympathy since I’m one of the idiots who bought in waaaaay back in 2013 and have gone through the entire cycle of holding on to various iterations of the hardware for 5 years before deciding to bail last year since there was no sign that a real killer app

My truest dreams have been realized, indie games can now achieve all aesthetics from fake video games from Clarissa Explains it All and all other 90s sitcoms.

My stubborn ass insisted on beating him before I progressed... Took me about a half hour, then I facepalmed as soon as I got above the chamber. From that point on I resolved not to bash my head against optional bosses without fully investigating first.

The type of naughty girl who, instead of sitting down so I can put your god damn shoes on for school, decides to run to the guest bath tub to dick around with the thingy on the tub spigot that switches it to the shower and uses the slanted back surface of the tub as an impromptu slide and throws an hour long tantrum

The type of naughty girl who, instead of sitting down so I can put your god damn shoes on for school, decides to run

Commercialism aside, I wonder if it’s supposed to be like an otohime.