My dog likes his ancient ass inherited dog basket just fine...

@Rask: Plus this whole extended hardware life thing is a pretty new thing (And also sort of BS since there have been 4 incremental incarnations of DS, 4 PSPs, 2 PS3s and 2 Xbox 360s with changes less substantive than each years' iPhone). The only reason game companies don't churn out consoles at the ridiculous pace of…

@MSUHitman: Really?!

But can it play Crysis?

@tsunamino: In short spats, sure. At my dojang anyone testing for a 4th degree black belt has to jab 100 boards in a row. Even those nice treated boards mess up your hands pretty bad after a while.

To all the haters that say an old franchise won't have legs in this generation, let's not forget how well Bionic Comman...

I wonder how the slightly awkward Wii controlls will translate to slightly awkward touch controls. I'll still buy it though, those games are incredible.

@fELIXADER: ZING!

So is George Broussard involved in any way beyond nominally?

@Bluecold: They did give it a dummy mode, it's called factory OS. Anyone that concerned just jailbreaks it.

@tomsomething: Yes! Look it up on Youtube ASAP! It's a brilliant parody on 70s foreign knock off grindhouse movies from the Australians. Definitely worth the watch.

@tomsomething: Oh God I forgot about that video series... Damn it was good. What was it called again?

Those shrimp are totally visible! Give 'em a fair shot guys!

As a Colorado native I'm surrounded by an unholy hell of a lot of beer variety, and I have to say, our biggest little beer company (New Belgium) tastes an order of magnitude better from the can.

@I see the light. It burns!: Also, Colorado.

If anyone finds this sort of thing interesting you may want to go way back to Wittgenstein's "Tractatus", or for something a bit more recent and fictional, David Foster Wallace's "Broom of the System".

@lpranal: And that's still crazily more recent compared to Wittgenstein's Tractatus which was published in 1921.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow of the Colossus 2: Among Thieves.

@MAdmin: True, but you're cheating a bit since you Swedes get to practice with the easy (Erbium), medium (Terbium), and hard (Ytterbium) to pronounce element series. I will admit that those are way cooler than our Americium and Californium though.

Thanks Wilhelm Roentgen. You gave us medical x-rays and you are the namesake of one of the most difficult (To English tongues at least) to pronounce elements - Roentgenium.