Goddamned Malcolm Gladwell again! Why do business types fall for his schtick? There is no real evidence supporting any of his pet theories and eh traffics in glibness.

My grandfather was like this with pepper. It pissed off my grandmother, but she was of a generation that just said “yes, dear” so she put up with it. It pissed off my mom, but she didn’t want to insult her father, so she put up with it. My wife didn’t give two fucks about it. I had warned her before my grandparents…

Some of these customers really need to learn when to keep stuff private. Like raw cake batter...whip up a cake mix and eat it at home. Hell, a lot of the brownie batter doesn’t make into the pan when I bake. Want to suck straight caramel sauce out of the jar or bag? Do so at home, treat yo self. You can even find…

And none of this should be a surprise to anybody who’s read the literature of the Western world from the past 150 years. There has NEVER been a majority of non working woman households. That has always been reserved for a cultural elite. Who the elite was and the rites and codes for entering that class has morphed…

“Chris Brown and Tyga’s’ children are just having a play date.”

I...kinda dig this. Feel free to judge. I can’t explain myself.

She said, “High is fuck.” In a few days, a reporter from New Zealand will show up asking whether she said it or not, Kylie will give an awkward answer after some silence, like “well...uhh...the chicken was really good, so I said ‘good af’ you know? I do school, so how can I be high too?” Voice over on show: “I was…

Best way to deal with frat bros is to rip into them with jokes. Be harsh but funny. Do not show any anger. You attack each one individually when they say something stupid and make sure it’s still a joke. That way everyone laughs, but the person still feels that sting. This makes them watch what they say because that…

When a woman gets rape and death threats on Twitter, she should totes ignore it. When a popular male actor/director/comedian gets criticized (by women) on Twitter, well, that poor, poor man! Why can’t those mean, internet bully women leave. him. alone? Why you bitches gotta bother everybody allll the time? Relax! I’m…

I live in the midwest, and you would be surprised that we also have art scenes and gardens and minority neighborhoods to fret over and food scenes. But every year white people from here flee to either coast and act like its an accomplishment or the only way to live.

Fair.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Books!

NEW YORK SUCKS CHICAGO NUMBER ONE WOOOOOO

Suburban busybodies? What in the actual fuck? Have you considered that you’re talking about working parents? On an allegedly feminist website? What’s the solution— stay home and “raise them yourself?”

So, women should just automatically assume that all men will violate their trust? And if a woman doesn't assume that men are going to violate her trust, and she sends him a nude picture, it is equally her fault when the man, due to his untrustworthy nature, posts it on the internet?

I will ask you for nudes/anal/cumshots and basically every other demeaning and/or painful thing I can think of. I will do it for your entire life. Nearly every other man on the planet will act the same as me. Every man you come in contact with will ask you for something you don’t want to give, and we will shout at…

Haha I dearly wish I could ask “do you think this organization runs on magic?” every time someone calls the NPO I work for to tell me how overpaid we all must be.

When I was travelling through China in 2003, I took with me a neat little polaroid camera that produced tiny 1-inch square pictures. When surrounded by a gaggle of kids, I’d snap dozens of pictures of them and hand them out (and let them take snaps of each other), which always seemed to delight and amuse them as they…

What sort of diet cures that? Does she need to switch to paleo?