My college freshman brother told me it stands for "That Ho Over There." I dunno if that's true or not, but I guess it makes sense in Chris Brown's tweet with that definition. Don't let baby mama drama bring out your inner ho! ~shrug~

And then Day 6 you skip lipstick to focus on your eyes but then Day 7 you wear a surprising and depressing brownish-berry shade.

How about Underage Rage, for the red you see every time some gross old man feels entitled to control and exploit your body and sexuality?

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Jody Highroller is RiFF rAFF, the ridiculous rapper/bon vivant.

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. MARK IS TROLLING. HE KNOWS HOW TO DO SIMPLE MATH. HE IS A TROLLING TROLL. ITS BEEN ESTABLISHED. NOW PLEASE STOP POSTING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR ABOUY YOURSEVES.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

How to Score Weed Where I Live: Travel to recreational marijuana store; enter store; ask for weed; pay for weed.

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

Vaseline. Put it on before bed. Or use it throughout the day. Or both like I do. It's the only thing that totally heals my lips in 24 hours. Someone else posted their lip therapy but that is more expensive and doesn't work as well for me.

Vaseline. Put it on before bed. Or use it throughout the day. Or both like I do. It's the only thing that totally…

Can we please get Sunday night sign off back??

I'm 23, but I know I'm an adult because in my wardrobe I have a plastic bag with a load of plastic bags crunched up within. I will need all of them one day. Nobody can take them away from me.

Things You Should Have In Your Closet By The Time You Are 30:

I'm sorry, did I wander into some parallel hedge fund universe where we all have walk-in closets? Were I to step into my closet I would promptly knock myself unconscious by hitting my head on the overstuffed hanging rod. When I awoke I would surely find myself covered in scattered "pliios" and "designer pima cotton…

TCHQ here,

"Low-rise skintight khakis from Hollister, 3 sizes too small, are this season's hottest trend"

FAKE. She has like half that amount of forehead IRL.

You...uh...how old are you?

"They are inseparable when they are together. They live at his house."'