AMEN

You Could just go and clutch your pearls somewhere else. Drugs? She’s just talking about hitting a bong here. That kills exactly no one. Bong hitting is the one relatable thing about her. She’s certainly tacky, and some criticism is warranted, but not her “drug use”.

My dad had me at 37. Everyone thought he was my grandpa until I told them he was my dad. He turned grey at a young age.

If you end up at Serious Eats, I’ll hardly be able to contain myself. Imagine the tag team of you and J. Kenji Lopez-Alt. You’ll write a story about a Burger King customer throwing trays frisbee-style at the employees in response to an improperly prepared Extra Long Cheeseburger*, and he’ll follow up with a…

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

I totally am going bald around my temples because I’m a chef and wear my hair in a top knot everyday. This is a serious concern of mine. I'm too young to be balding! I’m a woman, btw!

No. I bleed like a stuck pig + clots for texture. Trying to maneuver a full menstrual cup in a public restroom is grosser than gross. We all have to deal with life’s hurdles in our own way.

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE, GIRL. GET A CABOODLE OR SOMETHING.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

I heard about this yesterday, and almost threw up with excitement. The last time I felt like that was in the early nineties, every Friday night when TGIF would start.

I can’t say I’ve seen London, and I ain’t never been to France. And I ain’t never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I’ll tell you what-after seeing Sam Elliot recite Taylor Swift lyrics, well, I guess I seen something every bit as stupefying as you’d see in any of them other places. And in…

I have a massive crush on Sam Elliott.

I hate it when pictures of me go viral.

First of all, this is not a frat house. It is a private home that members of the fraternity happen to live in, but it is at least a 10 minute walk from even the closest on-campus housing. Frat houses are against the law in Norfolk. As a former ODU student I had to listen to several public speaking, presentations and…

Food, and shelter are pretty high up on the list of things “in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people”

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…

Why?

We’re not even going to mention ANY of Elizabeth’s Banks’ outfits? Leather jacket/pencil skirt was giving me life, and I LOVED her high waist embroidered bell bottoms.