I really need some good vibes sent my way. I have been applying for jobs like crazy but no phone calls yet. I am trying to move back home and it hit me today how seriously homesick I am. The isolation of living in a small town in the Midwest is really getting to me. The only people I know here are my husband's family…

I've got a shot story anthology dropping on Thursday. It isn't just a dark turn and modernization of the fairy tales. It gives power back to the powerless in the classic stories. Women are no longer the victims and their story doesn't end with true love's kiss.

Seriously that reporter is the worst. Cue parks and gif. Every time he comes on my TV I have to change the channel before I break my television. He's so...irritating

No matter what, this man is nothing but pure magic... what a smooth operator. He just oozes coolness.

I'm never gonna get out of the grays and approved to post to GroupThink, am I? Once you promised me the moon and stars..

Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

How horrible of a comment. Who are you to call someone human trash? WTF? Honestly. So I can infer that people are disposable since you equate them to human trash. Has she ever killed anyone? Sold drugs to children? Raped anyone? But she is TRASH! And your words are not even in gray but bold as black with your…

Forest porn, you say? I know just the guys!

Yesterday, I met a man at an Insomnia Cookies store, by going up to the register, and asking for a s'more cookie and chocolate milk. The person at the register, seeing I walked quite a distance, asked if I wanted to sit down and eat the cookie there. So, I sat down next to this another guy, who happens to be the…

I used to draw all the time and was super creative. The creativity, however, was part of my depression. For a long time I resisted treating my depression because I knew it would have an adverse effect on my art.

Oh my! Goodbye! You're so funny! We'll miss you!

Whoa whoa whoa - talking about burying the lede.

You're leaving?! Noooooooooo!

"Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all"

Wait, whaaat!? You're leaving? Am I.. late to this knowledge. Damn! Best wishes!

You guys are policing how we comment down here now? OH MY GOD DON'T Y'ALL HAVE ENOUGH TO DO COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ARTICLES? IDK, Greg!

Not to nitpick, but "en papillote" is parchment paper, not wax paper. You don't want to mix up the two when making anything "en papillote" unless you want melted wax with your food.

Coca COLA, right?

Mexican food and Rifftrax/MST3K/Cinematic Titanic.