If it knocks you out, and they're gone when you wake up, problem solved. Usually I just have one bad day of cramps, so a good drink dulls the pain, and next day, no problem. If your cramps go on for days, this solution might not work as well.

Alcohol works for me. I know they say it's supposed to make it worse, but it helps me.

*snerk* Guys don't get it sometimes- I think I once told a boyfriend to fetch me a spoon because I was so. fucking. done with the uterus and I thought I was going to need to pick him off the floors.

have you tried cramp bark cream? It's amazing for cramps. Like menthol magic. On amazon

Definitely feeling you on this one (stupid stupid cramps). I went with sushi, coca cola, and a hot water bottle. Not sure if that will help you, but.

Look, I'm four months pregnant and had cramps all day, like I was getting my period. I's normal, doctor said, just my uterus expanding. I can't even eat the bleeping chocolate because OB put me on a strict diet to prevent diabetes... so yeah, I feel ya.

I've heard eating bananas is really good for cramps.

I think he took pity on me after I dumped some chocolate chips into a jar of almond butter and ate it out of the jar with a spoon.

I may or may not have eaten an entire 5 lb bag of snack size Reeses yesterday...I am jealous that you have chocolate and I don't! Though for the sake of my acne, it's probably a good thing.

Commiseration? I have been laying in bed, in pain, all day and I feel like I swallowed a watermelon whole.

*obligatory stuck in the grays opening line*

Happy Sunday night, everyone. My bf and I are prepping for Halloween (we make a lot of props, so we get started early), and since I'm in the spooky mood, I was wondering what your favorite stories from Reddit No Sleep or the Jezebel annual threads are (who can forget Sorcia McNasty's terrifying tale!). It doesn't…

Um, that's super romantic.

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

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Why tacos? Can it be pizza? I like pizza better.

I just want to chop off that damn ponytail! There are other more flattering hairstyles, girl!!!

I hate that I like this song. It's just so damn catchy!

I'll be Sausage Dick.