I usually eat breakfast in my car. For a while I was packing a string cheese, some dried fruit, and a handful of almonds. I saw some Kind bars at the store, and they are pretty good. No fake stuff, supposedly, just fruit and nuts. Now I have a Kind bar in the morning. Don't know if that will hold you until two in…
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I was thinking he was THIRSTY. LMFAO.
What are your thoughts on meal replacement bars and shakes? I need to eat something quick in the mornings that tides me over till around one or two pm, and I'm definitely not going to cook and eat a proper breakfast before I leave for work at 4:30 am! I've heard that clif bars aren't as healthy as the seem, and Luna…
I always cry with A little princess, but my all time most cried through movie was Up. I cry THE WHOLE movie, like ugly cry.
So this guy I used to work with but who recently relocated to another city posted a nice batch of photos of interesting architecture to his Facebook page. They popped up in my newsfeed and so I was clicking through taking a gander at this city I've never visited when all of the sudden one of the pictures showed a…
My good news: I got biopsy results back on Thursday that confirm I do NOT have skin cancer!
I was on the phone, with my PARENTS, and my girlfriend had the devious idea to distract me with a blow job. I don't think that she knew I was talking with my folks...at least I hope not. It worked obviously. I was super distracted. I considered stopping her, but BJ's aren't common occurrences, so I tried to wrap up…
He'd stand there, shoulders hunched, belly protruding, with his erect dick thrusting at the air... He looked like an angry bumblebee about to sting me.
Good lord, if this ever happens with my kids one day, I will leave the house and go sit at a starbucks until I am absolutely sure the house is empty and I can avoid and awkward meet-up.
I would love it if you'd post a list of products for women that were made and advertised by women. I would buy items specifically from that list, if they existed.
The guy raised 50K for Free to Shine, "a non-profit that works to provide alternatives to sex slavery for Cambodian girls." That's nice.
I mean, I bet you think it's hard to make fun of someone who raised over $50,000 for a charity that works to provide alternatives to sex slavery for Cambodian girls, but I'm a petty and judgmental person so let's do this! I'm so fucking sick of people doing things lots of people do anyway (free-range parenting being…
Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com
poor girl? POOR GIRL??!! stfu with this shit, my god, she LIED about being raped, LIIIEEEDDD, she was willing to destroy a man's life and make it that much harder for true rape victims to receive justice.
Moving forward, I need to not be stupid.
Or Kashi Twigs N' Lichens.
Did you mean to say Single Lades in your headline?
UH oh. Here comes the Beyonce vote! What will the GOP do now?
Kudos. KUD-FUCKING-OS. Seriously, this is not sarcasm. These ladies were able to afford apartments in one of the most expensive real estate markets in the US? Fuck yea ladies. GET SOME.