Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I'm just upset because I seem to be "ducking" all the time.

For me, embarrassingly enough, sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap on a man make him eleventy times more attractive.

Because I have the sleep-dep sillies I read the bit about Kenan Thompson as "Kenan Thompson is dead now!" and was absolutely horrified. Whoops.

I think it has to do with how old people are; if you miss films the first time around, you might not see them until you start going back through classics later in life. I haven't seen it either, but I will now.

Hey, I read the book and didn't connect the reference. Play nice!

I didn't realize that seeing the Color Purple (or reading the book) is the one and only measurement of whether someone is culturally aware. I guess I better get on that. I can't believe I saw all those other movies for no reason...

just came to say there's only one "walk it out"

My ideal wedding just has amazing food and lots of booze. I will slash the guestlist to achieve this.

MAN! I've always wanted to go. I saw him at a bar once and felt really weirdly starstruck?

Well, shit.

I hate talking to people, regardless of demographic. Thank the gods for the invention of headphones. If small talk is "Excuse me, my seat's right there. Thanks." or "Excuse me I have to use the loo." then that's acceptable. Anything else is "Why are you being weird?" to me.

If only this demographic had better taste.

Speaking as a woman, I am not sure why gender is relevant here.

Speaking as a man, you are completely wrong. She is very talented and driven as well.

Wow! Look at how they're dressed! It's hard to believe that fashion would change after 20 years!

Bunch of wise ass little shits. They needs a-beatin'.

Half of them look like rejected auditions for the video they're watching.

going out to get red curry and beer! i don't care if it's 90 degrees!

One of my favorite crock pot recipes. Cut up chicken thighs cooked for about 2 hours in a mixture of roughly equal parts honey and soy sauce, plus plenty of finely diced garlic and lots of red pepper flakes. Sweet and spicy and savory and super mega delicious.