The one drug I don't do...

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm going to roll a big fatty and pour myself a whiskey when my day comes to a close.

There are lots of laundromats where you can drop off your laundry and they'll wash, dry and fold it. To Google with ye, away!

I've never done it but I would recommend fluff and fold in your situation. Take all your laundry to a laundromat or dry cleaner for fluff and fold. I remember friends who used to do this all the time when they were poor students so it couldn't have been that expensive. They will wash and fold your laundry. Don't…

Am I the only one who read "Fantastic Breasts" as the title?

I've worked fourteen days straight, 73 hours this week alone. I'm officially out of clean underwear and socks, and my day off isn't till Wednesday. Someone come do my laundry? I'll bake amazing foods for you! I'll also take any happy, funny, or relaxing (what would a relaxing gif look like?) gifs!

Hey all! I have posted here before about this super, super unfortunate event. Basically, I'm a teacher in New Haven, I bought a ticket to Paris for spring break, booked the wrong stinkin' dates, contacted the airline 'Aer Lingus', they communicated that it would cost $800 to change the ticket to the correct dates…

Hateship, friendship, courtship, loveship, marriage.

So the best drug is going to be the one that makes you functional and sober.

Coffee is going to take it. This is ams some bullshits.

Even that picture is boring!

I don't think I can be friends with people who chose caffeine over weed for this.

I REFUSE TO VOTE ON THE GROUNDS THAT BOTH OF THESE CHOICES SUCK.

Right? This is about DRUGS. Caffeine is a foodstuff, for pete's sake.

Dear Jezebel Readers, you've all made me very, very sad. From a field that included gin, absinthe, and scotch, you collectively chose… Champagne. Sigh.

Caffeine beat weed??? Seriously??? You guys chose having an uncontrollable urge to poop in the middle of the day and the jitters (this might be just me), over a sweet mellow high? No cup of coffee can beat the feeling of a few good hits off of whatever you use to light it up, some good music, maybe a burrito or a…

Fuck this noise. You guys are BORING.

How the actual fuck did caffine beat weed! I have the suspicion people voted without having tried both items...

We? no no no no, I voted for weed. I don't know what the hell is going on here.