Whoop whoop! Trader joes opened yesterday less than a mile from my house!! The line was wrapped around the entire block...pretty crazy! I think I'll wait till everyone buys their two buck chuck before I go and buy some cookie butter!

By the sounds of it, it's gonna be a heck of a lot worse.

I was the token black girl in 1998, so... I know all Scary's verses.

And yet the fact that she managed to run an entire marathon suggests otherwise.

Thanks...(will you at least star me:))

Return to standard view! RETURN TO STANDARD VIEW!!!

I am way more disturbed by Kim's "vulva ruffle" than Kendall's nipples.

But it's not very common.

Thought the Michelle Williams tweet was the successful actress and thought, "Jeez..lame-o," and then I realized it's the sad, left-behind singer, Michelle Williams, and was like "oh, that's okay then."

Here's a puzzler for you francophonophiles: would you say "cwohnut?"

The unpretentious way.

Quit trying to make "a new Kinja experience" happen. For the love of all that is holy.

Gary Oldman is my everything.

Gary Oldman has been a national treasure since before we'd ever heard the names Benedict Cumberbatch or Idris Elba.

JMHO but he's frickin epic in The Professional.

How has there not been a song made from him as Zorg yet?

*makes a motion like he's scratching a record"
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'Like' is maybe a strong word for Old Navy....I definitely tolerate them because I'm desperate. The Gap ones are more than I would like to spend on jeans, but I wear them for a week or two before they get too baggy. It's worth checking out a pair - you can always return them at the store! I'd like to try Target, but I…

Petite jeans are a joke. I have yet to meet one short person who can fit into petite jeans -most just assume you have a short rise, but regular length legs. Bodies don't work that way.

Screw the Sketchers, if you really have to be on your feet all day you need to invest in a pair from Shoes for Crews. Ugly but they get the job done.