I seem to be the only one here who is totally grossed out by this. ANYONE??? Hello????

Am I seriously the only person who doesn't spend long enough on the toilet to justify getting out an iPhone? Honestly, I sit, I go, I wipe, I flush. The whole thing is done in less than 2 minutes. What are the rest of you doing in there? What time-consuming step am I missing?

Depending on where you live, it could be a huge hit! :) I live in a major city, but it's a huge, sprawling city, and the only good farmers' markets are 40+ minutes away by car - not happening! I have one closer-ish farmer's market (only 25 minutes away by car- HOORAY! /sarcasm), and they never have pastries! I am a…

Sounds like a plan. Good luck!

I think that if you make enough, you won't have time to eat many. That's what I tell myself.

Go for it. We have a pretty great farmers market in my area and that sucker is jam packed on the weekends and the folks who sell homemade goods always rack up and it would probably be fun for you because the people that have their own stands are usually so nice and the customers are so friendly. It's always a nice…

I think it would be a lot of fun. Obviously there are already baked goods for sale, but if I can make different types (caramelized onion and gruyere croissant?) and slightly lower prices, it might be worth it. Good connections too, I would think.

I'm so happy you had a great Sunday! The more happiness the better!

That's an awesome idea! I've never had a farmers market stand, but I know a girl who sells baked goods at the one in her neighborhood.

I seriously never realized he was in Midnight in Paris till you just said that. Here I was thinking I'd never seen any of his movies and thought I was missing something!

Guys, I made a half batch of croissants today (only six!) and I'm struggling with not cramming them all in my pie hole at once! Also, semi related...anyone out there ever have a farmers market stand? I'm thinking I could make some decent side money selling my pastries and jam. Using local butter, eggs, and berries...…

I am not a fan of Hiddleston, either. Mainly because I have no fucking clue who he is and all I have to go by is his face, which is like a 3/5.

Why is your Sunday great?

I am largely immune. He is modestly talented and a reasonably attractive.

I'm looking at her leg and I'm looking at my leg and I can easily believe that that is her actual leg length. I'm also reminded of Betteridge's law of headlines...

HEY YOU HAVE A PERSON THREATENING SUICIDE . MsFMercury. IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEE WHERE THEY ARE PLEASE CONTACT THEIR LOCAL POLICE.

Please, tell me more about this job. Does it involve live-streaming yourself eating delicious food for hundreds of people to watch? I must know more about this job!

I really thought this "turning the wedding into a sitcom" was all hyperbole, until the videographer issued the following statement,

I think we are more tired of hearing about it over and over and over again.

Believe me, we are sympathetic. But you guys do realize that we deal with this every year? Right? And we survive. There is an entire country on top of you, and it's colder/windier/icier in many parts for far longer, and we are just fine. You will be too.