For me, Christmas dinner > thanksgiving dinner. Rare prime rib rubbed with butter, rosemary and garlic beats literally any turkey. Deep fried/roasted/smoked...none of it can beat a nice juicy slice of prime rib. We also have roasted garlic mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts, corn, and glazed carrots. For dessert,…
It's all food, hater. If its not your holiday fine - keep it moving... I wouldn't go out of my way to insult the food that your culture uses to celebrate.
I just took the chocolate bourbon pecan pie out of the oven and oh-my-god-I-don't-know-if-i-can-wait-till-tomorrow. Also have bread pudding baking now, I just need to make the bourbon cream sauce to finish off my friendsgiving contributions!
Homemade donuts with maple glaze and bacon sprinkles! (Pardon the mess, I had just glazed them.) I made these a few weeks back but I'm thinking about doing it again for breakfast! I also just made a crust for the lemon meringue pie I'm making for dinner tomorrow, secret crust ingredient: VODKA!
IT'S ALSO HANUKKAH DAMMIT
... i think i may have misunderstood what you were asking for
Is it worst if it's your fiancé's family? I seriously just asked my future father-in-law, "why do you have to be so patronizing?" You can find me in my bedroom drinking wine by myself. I need more wine.
It's your family. This song is not on the Adele level of being able to get you to bawl your eyes out.
This heat changing constellation mug ($12.95, uncommon goods) is going to my elementary/middle school science teacher father.
Our urge has always been to overlook these pathetic imbeciles.
It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.
Unrelated: It's so nice to click on a story on the Web and find a woman who has the body of a regular-size human person. Lookin good, Sydney! You do you.
Um, you ended that second sentence with a question mark, so now I think you're a liar?
Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?
Anyone want to go over/under on how long it will take Jezebel to write another article blasting Macklemore for again daring to try to raise social awareness of a problem that is specific to a demographic to which he does not belong?
You already know what the kitchen is like, so why not try something new? If you hate it you can always go back to the kitchen, and in the meantime you'll have gotten some great experience AND made some more money. Plus if you ever wanted to, say, open your own restaurant having business experience in addition to…
I'm fairly well versed in media literacy, as much as I am in feminism, which is what ultimately led me to be a frequent reader of Jezebel. I suppose I can see how my original comment can be interpreted as you have, and so I'm going to zero in on precisely what removes it from universal considerations: "Men like myself,…