Dude. Aragorn. Never has forgetting to bathe ever looked so yummy.

So when I was in middle school and all of the LOTR movies came out I was all Legolas is so cute, Arwen is so pretty, Figwit! Now that I'm older, I'm all RAWR hello there Eomer and riders of Rohan, and Aragorn you're pretty hot and badass too.

Saying someone looks like a Rider of Rohan is probably the best compliment ever!

I hate the whole blaming the other women thing 'cause it lets the guy off easy.

Lindy,

I don't understand take out. I mean, I get it, but I kind of disagree with it. It takes me less time and less money to make pizza dough, let it rise, top it and bake it than it takes me to order pizza. All ya gotta do is put a little bit of effort into it.

I get that sometimes animal testing is necessary, but at least make sure it is humane!

I love my Daryl pumpkin! Can a girl get some props?!

Given all the blackface lately, I thought it was some jackass who dressed like Santa. In blackface. A Christmas Cracker. (Too soon?)

Really though, guys.

That was a joke, dude.

Don't know if this is your cup of tea, but I just signed up to volunteer on thanksgiving with an NGO that places young people with seniors, to simply drop by and say hello. I was feeling sorry for myself for not having a family to do thanksgiving with, and when I stumbled across this I realized how much sadder it…

You can do my medical anthropology project for me... :)

Dinner went off without a hitch with the Science head. Spent time with her mom (long story) and went to a movie with her yesterday. We've been texting most of the day today as well. Also, she said she'd go with me to my work party next week.

This is disappointing, honestly. Judge Holden and Anton Chigurh are two of the scariest villains in modern American literature, so I was really hoping Diaz's character might continue the McCarthy tradition when I saw the first trailers. But nope, I guess she's just something out of a gritty reboot of There's Something…

Shouldn't that be Dr. Plumpkin?

No. The answer is, you never poop, fart, or burp in front of people because it is rude and why would you not extend the same level of courtesy to your partner you would to a stranger?

Poo in front of someone?!?

My adorable mom asked me to post this:

I'm more excited for the ice cream flavor to be honest.