Yo, this girl is freaking annoying. Or maybe...ITS MY PERI-IRI-IRI-IRI-OD. Either way. Couldn't finish the video.

Anyone who loves their period can go fuck themselves...

I hate my fucking period. I hate is so much I've been on birth control for almost seven years, sex or no sex, so that it's almost non-existent. I just don't get women who say they love it.

favorite euphemisms:

If I ran into someone only to find out I'd hit Dolly Parton, I think I'd fall to the ground and kiss her rhinestone-encrusted feet while begging forgiveness.

Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons is one of my favorites.

Ooh—kind of under the radar horror/suspense but I love love love Elizabeth Kostova's "the historian" it's chill worthy but without gore!

The Turn of the Screw.

Yes, it is, and really, you owe it to yourself to a) read the book and b) See the ORIGINAL 1963 version of The Haunting, which will chill your blood and leave you rocking back and forth, hugging a pillow.

House of Leaves is the scariest book I've ever read, and I've read a lot.

All of Stephen King's old stuff is awesome, but my personal favourite is Pet Semetary. That book stays with you loooong after you read it!

Joined the party too late last night, so trying again! What are everyone's favorite scary novels? I want to catch up on my leisurely reading!

The Lumineers - "Morning Song". The guitar & the lyrics are devastating, and the whole "unrequited love" aspect is very applicable to my life atm.

Mine is Bright Eyes' "Lover I Don't Have to Love". Every time I hear it I'm a heartbroken 17 year old again who just got crushed by her emo non-boyfriend. ....And I'm pathetic.

They should have asked Alfonso Cuaron why they didn’t properly explain who the Marauders were in the Prisoner of Azkaban movie. Am I right, fellow nerds!? *raises hand for high five*

I think certain kinda of thongs can be uncomfortable, like the ones that are super fucking tiny in the front. But you can pry my lace no line thongs from my cold dead hands.

The hunt for this year's best Breaking Bad magnet is over, everyone.
I found it here: http://erikandchristina.com

This is really weird because I thought the brother in Slumdog millionaire looks exactly like Bruno Mars when I first saw it...

I like this one from VIncenzo Natali (Cube, Splice)

Authentic cannolis, fresh from an Italian bakery! Traditional frosted birthday cake with ice cream is a close second.