I remember Dawson's creek was too risqué for my preteen eyes so I was never allowed to watch it. Tried to watch it on netflix and couldn't get past season two. So much angst. So many jorts. And that song is just terrible. That's all I've got to say about that.

TOM HANKS! Please live forever. I love you.

Wear whatever you want whenever you want and then shake nature's bounty all over this great planet of ours.

I have never seen Joe Manganiello in anything, but one time, I saw him shirtless, and bearded, with that wild, longish, gray-tinted hair, and I still haven't recovered from it.

Yumyumyum. Homie looks good after disappearing for a decade or so. Thought he was cutie then, think he's a cutie now. I'll take five, please.

I'm actually surprised to see an article like this here, and I'm glad that it has been written because it's pretty loathsome to hate on Chris Brown for something he had no control over. Clearly, society and peers have taught him over the years that having a sexual encounter with someone, whether he can legally consent…

panic! just brings back memories of my senior year (2006) & i thought they dropped the ! ? anyway, i have a thing for skinny white boys so i dig it.

I agree tenenbaum. I don't read his articles as they are so badly written that they are hard to read and often offensive. I find the quality of his reporting even on Dirtbag so awful I just don't check Jezebel at the weekend. I'm shocked by this article. Thank you MoGlow for addressing this but there show have been…

Sooo... are we going to address the shameful click bait that was Doug Barry's "article"?

Thank you for this, Erin. Doug Barry proves yet again that he is the worst.

Doug should be fired from Jezebel.

I like it. I like the song. I like the video. I like that they own that they are paying homage to another artist.

I've seriously been singing "government government shutdown" all week to the tune of "digital digital get down" by nsync and I can't get it out of my head!

You're welcome! If I can be helpful in any slutty way in the future, just let me know.

So who gets the acting Oscar? Tom Hanks as Captain Phillips or Tom Hanks as Walt Disney?

Stop bitching about my generation.

"Miley Cyrus I just got into, but I haven't been able to keep up with her as much. There's just a lot of her walking around mostly naked. I'm trapped in her public display of sexual discovery, and the nakedness is driving me crazy... Like, we get it. You're sexual. Do you really need a whole two-minute music video of…

Any Colorado Jezzies interested in a Denver area meet up? There's got to be a few of us around!

THEYRE TURNING THE GIVER INTO A MOVIE?! WITH TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT?! Well, there goes my good day. Wtf is up with any of those casting choices?

What the fuck did you just say about bacon???