What the hell is that cute li'l thing? It's a dog, right? A puppy dog? A Chowpuppy? A Teddybearpuppy? I can't even.

If ANYONE else was wearing it, I don't think she'd be getting good reviews on Jez

For some reason it kind of hurts my feelings that you referred to the Great and Powerful Bryan Cranston as "main dude from Breaking Bad." But yes, extremely healthy hairline for a man well into middle age and whom we're accustomed to seeing bald, no?

No... nope no. I get it. We all love Kerry Washington and wish we were her. That dress was so insanely out of character awful. It looked like a kids school project.

No mention of the weird visible underwear look of Julianne Hough's dress?

It was lame until Amy Poehler showed up.

Opening is weak. I expected more from NPH.

I said goddamn, goddamn!

Is that a Global classic?

So I just got back from a week away at a tropical destination wedding, and I'm happy to say I didn't burn! It took two bottles of SPF 110 sunscreen (I know the numbers above 30 are mostly BS, but I didn't want to take a chance), a parasol that my friend double-lined for me, and 2 gauzy shirts that I wore consistently…

Oh my! Oh heavens me oh my!

That's emphatically not true, that he doesn't want to "upset" anyone. King's work has been routinely blamed for violence in schools, the deterioration of culture, and it's been accused of being misogynistic itself. He has written about a lot of extremely difficult subject matter that is absolutely not "safe". He…

"Safe horror"? Have you ever read "Cujo"? I'll spoil it for you. Unlike the movie, the fucking 4 year old kid you've been reading about for 300 pages dies of dehydration and heat stroke in the car. Not really the safe play if you ask me.

He referenced Wendy with the misogyny. Men can be nuts like that, but women do more than scream and be stupid in those instances, I think, was more his point.

Pause. Queer Eye Reunion? When? I NEED DETAILS.

Snap Poll:

How many of you originally thought the man was the groom?

I did.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. As soon as I heard Royals, I was like DOWNLOADED.

Jesus Christ I love Chick Fil A Sauce so much. All the food at chick fil a is just a medium to get Chick-Fil-A Sauce into my body. You could put that shit on a turd and it would taste amazing.

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2. Sriracha mixed with any of the following on the list. (honey and ketchup being my personal fave)