Why the fuck was your dog eating human shit?

It was Pepin! Thanks, that was killing me. I can't recall if it was Top Chef or TC Masters, but he was very amiable. Cold be a right nightmare in real life, of course, but his TV persona (while the judges were all drunk on wine, no less, if I recall) was pretty positive. Unlike some of the more arsehole-y judges.

Going on holiday next year for the first time in forever and my gut and I are very thankful for this recent resurgence in high waisted bikinis.

Oh, I disagree completely. The disappointment that follows the realization that you've picked a bad one and are going to get a mouth full of grease and bread on one side or hard, non-melty cheese on the other is borderline tragic, and a dramatic contrast to the usual yumminess provided by a fried cheese snack.

Thank you. I find myself explaining this a lot as well. Every time someone new is in my yard I get: "How do your hens lay eggs with no rooster?" Well, I have never been with a cock either but I still lay an egg every month.

I can not take anyone that writes "I seen you" seriously.

"From the first time I seen you"

If someone wrote me a "love letter" that started out with "The first time I seen you..." they would be immediately kicked to the curb.

Meh. I wouldn't get too excited. As an American currently living in Norway, I'd like to ask you: have you actually met a Norwegian woman or man? In comparison to basically All other countries, shit's pretty damned equal here. People are pretty damned free to do what ever the hell they want to do. I regularly see dads…

EVERY TIME this conversation starts I have to remind at least one person that the eggs that you buy in the supermarket are NOT Chicken Abortions...they are a chicken's PERIOD. Yummmmmmmmmm. (I really do like eggs, periods or not).

It's funny with such a noble buccaneer tradition native to Norway, these viking descendants would go with Caribbean style pirates

"We're all VERY excited about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, as the chance to see some real live fake sex on the big screen just doesn't come often enough. To that end, we're also very concerned that some of the best real live fake sex from the book won't make it on to the big screen, as the filmmakers have indicated…

HE YANKS THE TAMPON OUT PEOPLE.

You can see his process on old episodes of Project Runway. Dude can fucking work.

SOOOOO I know this is super late for a Sunday Night Social, but wanted some fashion help! I have a 50's themed wedding to go to, and have zero clue what to wear. All I can think of is the tacky prom dresses from Grease. Help? Also, needs to be relatively affordable. Definitely under $100!

Remember the year the Black Eyed Peas played, and Fergie awkwardly grinded up on a commpletely-immoble-but-for-his-hands Slash, and everything was awful, but then it all went dark, and then Usher, clad in all white, descended from the ceiling like a Super Bowl Halftime Show Saviour?! That was pretty cool though.

I have no comment on Bruno Mars because I am hopelessly out of touch, but that gif. has made my day. **stashes gif. in Frequently Used file*

I want every single piece! I am not ashamed.

I had never heard of this chick until I saw her perform on the VMAs pre-show (I was there for the NSYNC, OK?!). Girl can saaaaang. She sounds like the Mariah of Yore (whistle tones included), and I dig it.