Not sure how well this might be received. Joseph seems like he might be inclined to horse around on the job.

Nope, still don't give a shit about football.

You: insults.
Me: observations.
Us: disagree.
Life: amazing.

I think this guy's acknowledged that his comment wasn't needed or requested (verbatim, actually) and he just wanted to say that if it helps at all, at least there are a few people out there who are not judging and rating us.

The Dean Norris one was perfection. Always a little weird to transition to an actor or actress being "married" to someone else.

Balls!

Having balls only leads to problems, anyway.

I'm 50 and blessed to still have a cellulite free asszone- yet my 18 yo neice- well- she has it. so much for your juvenile theory.

I think we're done here.

Well, xHenryVladimirx, I got what you were saying and how sensitive you were trying to be about saying something that didn't need to be said. So I'm just going to act as a balance to the other responses you got and say:

Thank you. :)

A man's perspective here (not that one is needed or has even been requested): the truth is that I find the cellulite, the stretch mark, the stubble, the blemish, extremely fucking sexy. I always have and always will and I think so many women beat themselves up WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT!!!!! stop it already, please. It's…

LORDE is not your girl, you fucking neanderthal.

No! Bad Perez! You stay away from Lorde. She's doing just fine. Do not listen to her, do look at her, and definitely do not talk about her.

My fiancee was standing naked in our kitchen drunk about a month ago suggesting we get paired tattoos. I have 1 tattoo already, he has none. He had never suggested us getting tattoos before that day. When he sobered up and I asked him about whether it's something he'd thought of before he said no. It was then that I…

Wait, this is something new? Dogs have been used to hunt truffles for a long time - there's even a special breed called a Lagotto Romagnolo:

This really isn't news to those truffle hunters in Italy I encountered who have special Truffle Dogs that they have been known to keep in separate apt's away from outside odor influences. The dogs are nearly more precious than their children.

You are the first person to make me actively consider joining PETA.

As a resident of Portland, OR, I can tell you that I care neither about Taylor Swift and One Direction nor gluten-free tacos and papYAY mache.

This dress is the best dress.

So, Hayden Panettiere... would you say that you're regretting your "Live without regrets" tattoo?