I'm way way older than 14 and I still buy things from the juniors' section sometimes.

I can get behind that. When people say moist I just think of cake, because seriously, who wants a dry cake?! Moist cake is delicious. Damp pretty much always refers to a moldy situation.

You know how people claim they hate the word "moist"? I think "damp" might be grosser.

Am I really the only one who smokes a bowl if I have trouble sleeping? Knocks me pleasantly out, with none of that horrid grogginess the morning after that comes with sleeping pills.

I smoke a few hits of indica every night before I go to bed and I sleep fantastic. I sometimes even wake up in the middle of the night and get a drink of water/use the bathroom and I fall back to sleep immediately.

I don't have much trouble falling asleep, but I am the lightest sleeper on the face of the planet. If you try to come into the room I'm sleeping in, I will wake up as soon as you start turning the doorknob. And I toss and turn all night. So basically, I never sleep more than 4 hours continuously.

She probably had five people coaching her during the shoot.

I swear to Vishnu, I'm not just picking on her...but Lena Dunham, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. I can't stand when women think the only way they can look sexy in pictures is to have their mouths hanging open.

Lena Dunham needs to keep her clothes on. I'm happy for her that she likes her tubby ass, I just don't want to see it. Her tattoos and that dumb, empty expression make her even less attractive.

If I had a choice between Julie Andrews singing 'The Sound of Music' and Miley Cyrus doing 'Can't Stop,' I'd go the Julie Andrews route.

Why is there a raccoon on the cover of Marie Claire?

I adore Sandra Bullock. I will watch While You Were Sleeping, Hope Floats (!!), Two Weeks Notice, Speed, The Proposal, Miss Congeniality, A Time To Kill, or Demolition Man ANY DAY and twice on Sunday. Except The Lake House. That one sucked. Sandy is my favorite. She seems like she'd be great to grab a beer with. I…

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

First John Mayer tweets about the Allentown Fair, and now there is a comment thread about Wawa??? This displaced Lehigh Valley girl can't believe her eyes this morning!

Ughhhhhhhhh WAWA. I love Wawa, pretty much the most out of everything. I could write songs about it.

And then he will end up in Pasadena, living with a roommate who is in love with the blond girl across his doorway.

i mean yeah he's obviously super smart, but my score on the SAT's out of 2400 was 2200........... and i went to fashion school

The times when I go to McDonald's are the times when it's really late and I'm drunk or I'm so hungover I can barely stand. I don't want to have a conversation. I just want an effin' burger.

1500 words to tell us to shut the fuck up sometimes. Somebody call Alanis.

Whatever you want to do, I guess.