I also have encountered a Real Live Abercrombie Model before. He was very beautiful and he gave my best friend a blowjob in the backseat of a Dodge Neon. My friend said it was like getting blown by a unicorn. It was a very 1999 kind of night.

I agree that we have every right to comment and critique, but is there nothing else newsworthy happening today? I just counted, and in the last 24 hours, Jezebel has posted 7 articles about her. I just can't believe that there is nothing else happening in the world worth talking about.

This is just like any other homeowners association fight, just with everything laid bare.

You could say that she's pretty....bummed out.

I might just be cynical but somehow I feel that Lena's tweet was just to remind us all that she lives in Brooklyn and is cooler than those MTV poseurs

The most shocking thing about it was how damn popular she is when she is a really terrible singer. Like, really.

Can we just talk about how bad that song is?!?! With no visuals at all it is still a violent assault on the ears.

The jab at Seth McFarlane at the end was brilliant!

Girl, you do you and dress however you want, I don't care, but please put your goddamn tongue in your mouth. I do not understand the tongue.

My thoughts when I saw this article...

......about what it was like to live la vie boheme in Hawaii.

Congrats to the Baldwins. Let's hope Alec won't call this one a "rude, thoughtless little pig".

God I LOVED Lizzie McGuire. And the movie where Duff is terrible at that accent but there is that kick ass performance in the coliseum? "Sing to me paolo!" (Yes, I was 21 when it came out).

Yeah, I'm kind of confused about that. If inmates are having a life saving surgery, that's one thing. To have an optional (albeit very important) surgery while incarcerated...is that legal? And who does actually pay for it? If someone wanted to have a breast augmentation in prison, the tax payers pay for that as well?…

Regarding the tweet about transgender surgery - as a taxpayer, I don't want to pay for it, either. I also recognize there are many things that my (and everyone else's) tax dollars go to (eg. aforementioned wars) that I don't agree with

It's difficult to take your opinion of Tegan and Sara seriously when you can't even be bothered to spell the subject's name correctly. Copyediting, try it sometime.

Lolz, I liked it. #badfeminist

Shit, I'm a woman and I don't even wear a purse. I carry four things. Phone, keys, debit card, id. No mas.

I see your books and raise you wine. This whole bookshelf thing is only reminding me how much I need to dust. I choose wine over dusting because of course.

My goal in life is to become Ina Garten (I'm a baker.) Just hang out making awesome food and having fancy dinner parties in my fabulous garden with my fabulous old Broadway vet friends and make cakes and bacon sandwiches for my adoring husband who brings me cute little presents cause we're still adorable like that. …