Ladies, you know the rule. There's only room for one Lance Bass at this party.

At least two of these man-children are sending my gaydar into overdrive. And it's not just their overly-plucked eyebrows. I can see right through all the sensitive straight guy posturing.

How about a "band" where they play their own $#&%ing instruments? No? Okay, whatever.

I adore this picture for all of it's atrocious outfits. Lance's brocade! Justin's....grandpa-courduroy-couch and matching gigantic 70s tie ensemble! Joey's red lapels! JC's waiting-room chic monotone ecru! Chris's...ruffly 70s tux shirt? There's just SO MUCH HERE to appreciate.

Ouch, that SJP, Kim Cattrall rivalry has never been more evident than in this photo. I bet SJP picked out that blue ensemble for Kim herself.

Posh Spice was my favorite from the Spice Girls and she still is. There. I said it. I don't disagree with criticisms of her...but I do ignore them. I recognize that one could make comparisons to her and the celebrities here who are famous for being famous and I would nod. You would be correct, but I love her clothing…

Why did it post my comment here? Why won't it let me edit and delete my comment? Why is kinja tormenting me?

I cannot believe you guys are covering this advertisement (sorry, I mean "story"). This young woman has a very public history of multiple past business ventures that had something shady going on, including a) a skincare line with products that did serious damage to some customers' skin after she LIED about the…

Ok the last one wasn't some inspiring aweshucks quote, I almost thought we were on buzzfeed for a sec

Here's a story about my Mom (RIP):

This is not a thing I have felt was missing from HBO to be honest. Man ass, yes. Let's have more of that. But I don't think I need to see penises on TV.

There are on the rare occasion dicks on HBO, but they are always flaccid. Is there some kind of rule you can't show an erect penis or is it just due to it being awkward for the actors involved?

You get dick when they also show snatch. Shows that do show one don't seem to mind showing the other.

A "zestygram"?!

We believe that women should be treated with respect.

Let me know when she's looking for a nanny for Prince Harry. That naughty lad needs discipline and a spanking from a professional such as myself.

"Mandatory Requirements: Enjoy working as part of a team"

"It's called sex panther, by Odeon."

I'm currently watching Scrubs for the first time, and sweet lord is it a wonderful show.

It brings me an embarrassing amount of joy to know that JD and Turk are BFFs IRL.