... I'm ... I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. I think I passed out after reading the words "SHAVED OFF PART OF HER CLIT"....

I've been going bald eagle jones for over 10 years and so far I haven't sliced off my clit. I don't know why you would need this, just keep the skin pulled tight and you'll do fine.

Oh for fuck's sake. WAX.

Um...So basically it does the same thing that my hand usually does when I shave. My hand costs nothing. Why would I buy this? Also, I feel like it would get in the way more than help.

I mean...I don't want to hate on her. I don't. She's a lady artist and I feel like I should support lady artists, but fuck if she isn't the most annoying art school/drama major* kid on the planet.

I really did not miss her. Not one bit.

Okay, this "twerking" phenomenon needs to stop. I live in Georgia, where we get all the stupid dance trends 1 year before everyone else, and twerking (the word) has existed for at least 3 years now. This is like when white people figure out the word "swag" existed. Just stop. Also, the actual audience of the Teen…

The epic battles in my home are dog versus roomba. But since I started congratulating the roomba on its behaviour (good roomba !!), my dog stopped attacking it. I just look really stupid encouraging the vacuum cleaner.

There's an unusually nasty troll in the greys, so remember: don't promote them, don't talk to them, and if you're easily triggered, probably best to stay away.

prosciutto?

My dog once licked a guys feet while we were doing it...

I had to comment, as I've done the exact same thing when I've had the rare argument with my spouse that led me to thinking things may be heading down that road. I agree, it's a way to feel in control of the future, "I'm going to be ok, I just need to find a new place"...it can also be a way of confirming for yourself…

I've thrown out my scale (ok, not thrown out, just hidden away). I was weighing myself every day and realized that when I didn't weigh myself I felt that I looked pretty hot and bangin. Then i'd weigh myself and get all sad. So I said FUCK IT! I know there will come a time in my life when I will look back at my 32…

For your parents, I suggest an experience rather than an object. If you're a fortunate middle-aged person (like me) you usually don't want more stuff. Also, an experience WITH their beloved daughter is best. Cook them dinner and have a lovely cake? Ask them to share stories about the last 30 years?

I can't give you any advice about your parents' wedding anniversary, but just say you can't make it to the bridal shower and leave it at that. You don't need to give them a reason. And you don't need to send a gift for the shower.

Anniversary: something they would really enjoy but not necessarily buy for themselves. This doesn't have to be something hugely expensive, either - a gourmet food item they both love, a couples spa package, a gift certificate to a romantic restaurant, a really nice bottle of wine, etc. People deny themselves small…

You're not required to buy a shower present if you don't go to the shower, I don't think. Assuming you're talking about the same shower in both questions.

Gifts are never a requirement.

Thoughtful, handmade stuffs? Stuffs that people would find useful.

She'll always be Donna to me. But honestly, after the whole Donna/Eric breakup, I could totally see her leaving Wisconsin, having some hot girl action, and becoming a top dog in an international drug ring. Donna was always way too cool for Point Place.