I hate that I like this song. It's just so damn catchy!

agreed! It looks like she's trying to say something but got distracted. Very strange choice for an ad!

I mean, maybe if they came up with a better alternative than flare jeans then we could move on from skinnies! I just bought a pair of boot cut jeans that are extremely flattering, so maybe the tide is slowly changing? Though like you touched on in your last paragraph, skinnies and boots go hand in hand!

I dunno how I feel about a remake/adaptation of the jungle book. It's already perfect and has stood the test of time. :(

I see that others have already chimed in here, but I was the same way. I think it was my being a control freak and hating to lose control of my body in every way. I never even got drunk because I hated feeling out of control. Then I started smoking weed and coincidentally started to climax. Not at the same time...at…

we should start a campaign to get as many people to incorporate the word Butters into their usernames as possible. The more Butters the better!

Out of curiosity, how often do you change your username? I feel like every time I check back into Jezebel throughout the day, your name has changed again!

......is that even legal?!

Working every day for three months straight, 4 am till 10 pm. Pretty fucking crazy! I also had a coworker creeper who came in at 4 am one day because he knew I'd be alone and he wanted to "fuck her in the walk in." Needless to say, he got fired asap.

yes! I love animal shows but often they're the real life, national geographic shows where the big mean animals eat the babies and then I'm back to my sad depressed state. Puppies sound like a much safer choice!

oh, I am so totally watching this! With a bottle of wine and my BFF! I unabashedly love E! It's pure mindless entertainment. These days you need shows like this just so you can stop being pissed at the entire human race every time you watch the news.

Yeah I just don't really like Starbucks coffee in general. It just tastes burnt!

true statement: wawa's pumpkin spice coffee is a thousand times tastier AND cheaper than Starbucks. If only they had wawa in Colorado...

That's a great idea! Do you blend the oats into the smoothie or add them after so they stay intact?

thanks for the tips!

yes! And when Hogarth tells him "you are who you choose to be" omg fucking niagra falls!

Right. I absolutely do know that there isn't like a magical protein bar that will keep me full for nine hours. Not even real food keeps me full for nine hours!

glad to hear an opinion on Lara bars! I haven't tried them but they definitely seem healthier than clif & Luna bars!

yeah, I definitely prefer to make my own stuff. Unfortunately, I leave for work so early in the morning that I'm not even the slightest bit hungry. I've also found that homemade granola bars simply don't have enough protein to fill me up. I do eat my fair share of nuts and fruits though!

I'll have to check them out at the store! I know realistically that there isn't really anything out there that will keep me full and energized for nineish hours, but I'm still hoping I can find something I can grab and eat while driving. I've heard that larabars are literally just fruit (mostly dates) and nuts. Have…