This is the weirdest thing this blog has posted so far, and I love it.

I hate to say it, but in the modern era, parents want ABS, airbags, and stability control. And with good reason. That's a cool car, but maybe not a cool first car.

Indeed, unless your previous ride was wind-powered.

I'd imagine at least half of all powerboat owners have contemplated faking their own deaths when confronted with how unbelievably fucking expensive it is to own one. Word of warning, if you are a balding 45 year old white guy going through a mid-life crisis, stick with buying a Porsche.

I suspect you don't know anyone with a new Land Cruiser.

When are we all just going to admit that the Model S and this upcoming Model X look bland as shit? Like Musk hired the guy who came up with the bubble ford taurus and the early 2000's Corolla and asked them to make a car that looked like a Kia before the Dutch guy came along.

Off roading 101....If you cant walk/wade through it, you can't drive through it.

it's about that fact that s/he accerlated to 322MPH in only 1000ft

This was pitched as a "merger of equals" and it doesn't really seem to have turned out that way. More like Daimler just sucked all the blood out of Chrysler

Protect the king at all costs.

They'll say it was like that when they snagged it.

Again with the Porsche, but I highly respect the nylon strap door pull on their GT cars. Plus it looks like the door is sticking its red tongue out at the extravagance of conventional door handles.

Mazda3 Superleggera:

Rust.

People in developing countries make flip flops out of old tires. Hell of a lot better than just burning them (which they used to do)...

Ever take it of any sweet jumps?

You don't like things, I take it.

"Why chase after the mapping game?"

I'm losing control better step on it!