“Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X.” He later said, “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

1. This is a post about the CEO of the most valuable car company on the planet.
2. Cars are political.

This was not ‘asking her to have children with him’. It was a rape threat, and couching it as anything but is dishonest.

“Elon Musk. Please fix this.”

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Any exhaust that sounds like gun shots or could be described as “brap brap”.  In car subwoofers.  Any forward facing lights that aren’t installed directly from the manufacturer.  Window tint past whatever percentage is required to safely block out the sun, and window tint on a windshield full stop.

I assume this is tongue in cheek joking.

I hope both parties actually see prison time AND get sued into poverty. Towing companies are the shadiest companies around.

On the few occassions I’ve seen these in person, I’m always shocked at how small they are.

This is not sour grapes at all - but that is the least attractive Veyron I’ve seen. The red wheels look like they’re straight from an Autozone.

Share your sentiment. The Veyron is a pointless car owned by people who have a pointless amount of money. As a technological exercise? Fascinating. As a car? Boring. If someone drove a Veyron to my house I’d drive it to wherever I could sell it first and that’s it. Same thing with every Bugatti that’s come after. 

If you want a reliable bang-for-the-buck engine swapped into an NC Miata, you want to use a Ford Fusion 2.5L 4-banger:

Two yutes? What’s a yute?

The person who gets a GRLBOS custom plate and surrounds it in a diamond frame.

“Why do you need a bulletproof car in the Hamptons? ...it’s all about this invading horde out there, and you’re in this bulletproof container.”

You forget that MANY people’s needs are just to look wealthy and/or hip and cool. There is no real NEED in most people’s purchases anymore.

It’s exactly what Musk wanted it to be. It’s a rolling troll. it exists only to draw attention, and it’s clear no one taught Musk that there’s a difference between good attention and bad attention because “either way, they’re talking about me.”

The same guy that walks around the beach with a parrot on his shoulder just in hopes you will notice him and ask him about it. When you dont have a personality you try to replace it with weird shit you think will make you interesting to others.

Dammit. I thought I fixed that mistake before anyone noticed.