I main Warrior on XIV, and I gotta say that the idea of jumping to any healing class terrifies me. I’ve always tanked in every MMO I’ve ever played, and feel like the role is a natural fit, but the idea of watching ally health bars while trying to keep my own ass out of the fire is just a bit much.

At its core, tanking…

I’m just upset I didn’t think of it first.  I would have built a chain link fence, then shipped the remaining 22.9 million to Geneva.  Maybe given each donor a hat with a picture of the fence on it, if I was feeling generous.

Be safe, yo.

I mean I write for Jalopnik. How valuable is my life anyways?

Damn, that gave me flashbacks to a similar situation I had at Yoshi’s Valley. No safety rails there, absolutely terrifying

How do you think I practiced for this...

Yeah I was in a similar situation once... in Mario Kart 8. I got the ink-splat on Rainbow Road. Consequences maybe not quite as high, but it was a real nail-biter for me.

I think it’s safe to assume the Germans (and McLaren) basically quote “worst case scenario” horsepower. They probably do this to account for possible variations in fuel quality, altitude, and ambient temperature.

These Goddamn millennial amateurs. It’s been done years ago already with visual instructions but do they want to do the fucking research? Noooooo

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SON, AERITH IS SO GORGEOUS WHERE AM I SOMEONE HOLD ME

I will buy it immediately.

E. Honda approves

BRING IT TO AMERICA

The golden ring of hell.

Also

I have to caution against dropping to the SE version, if you care much about the handling. The 16" wheels/tires of the SE surely decrease impact harshness, but they created a slow steering response with non-linear effort build, as well as a noticeable front-to-rear phase lag (difference in reaction time from the front…

“Imagine if Toyota had to crash 900,000 cars every time they came out with a new generation of Toyota Camry”

The undisputed king of Gran Turismo 2. 

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.