“But when I examined the accident scene, I saw only one set of skid marks. It was then that Satan said ‘That was me trying to kill you. I just installed some new Toyo Proxes on my BRZ and I never broke traction, brah. Sticky as fuck.’”

This is the shittiest post I’ve read in a while....but in a good way.

You spelled “Mustang” wrong.

Because BMW DesignWorks is a commercial entity and it’s far better to have USA Olympic/Paralympic Team as a client than no client? As for the USA Team, they probably took on BMW on a very normal RFP-based vendor workflow.

Haha. We should keep calling him “/Drive’s Chris Harris” if only so that once he’s well known as a Top Gear presenter we’ll still be like, “Yeah, but we knew Chris before he blew up.”

yeah i don’t get that. he was jalopnik’s chris harris for less than a year no? /Drive’s chris harris.

I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Are you kidding me with this woman? Fuck people like this. That is absolutely unacceptable not only as a parent, but as a decent human being. I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.

That sword just looks like it appears in thin air

Heat the outer part, and freeze the inner part. Used to have to do that to install various bearings in helicopter blade grips and prop hubs.

When installing bearings freeze them and heat the object they are being installed in, they drop in butter smooth!

The Japanese spoken language is trivial.

Not according to the flowchart...inconclusive.

The answer is not Miata.

Covering the headlights while driving should be illegal.

Is it an impressive feat? Yes. Does it have high artistic value? Probably not. Does that qualify it to be categorized as shit? ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!?

Spoken like someone who doesn’t draw. What this guy’s accomplishing with pencils is incredibly hard to do. It might not be the most amazing thing ever, but it’s still extremely skillful.

MY GODS.

Incredibly relevant, and once you finish watching this you’ll never be able to un-see what it points out. (Start at 0:08.)