Its real, i went to high school with Nicole and I also have met the girls in the photo, Ali and Madison-who are rich, classless, entitled little girls. Their profiles were public until this happened and just made them private. The top off the convertable was off because it was in their secured parking garage, which i…

Well, it'll be better than the Accord.

Hellcat?

Of course they are building A mid-engine sports car. One. Single. Car. To take to auto shows... and then they will mass produce a newer version of this:

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

This isn’t even a question. Because odds are you get a super fly turtle neck or windbreaker in return for a soda, or if the gods truly bless you, a scarf. Fashion, is the ultimate endgame in the division. Sooner you all realize this at kotaku. The better.

You had absolutely no second thoughts about posting that last photo, despite the fact that it shows you gave absolutely zero fucks about doing a half way decent job.

Love the second to last one in all red! Gender bender Vash turned out to be way better than most Vash cosplay I’ve seen.

Wait, a diesel engine died at 140K?

Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Alpha Alfa which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her way out of the parking lot.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I wish I could un-read this article.

All I can think about is the scratches you’d have from leaning over the fenders to put something back here.

“[group you hate] is ruining this country! I promise to stop [group you hate] in their tracks!”

Inspiring

I very much second that - get the Tech Package!! The iDrive/NAV setup really is outstanding, best I have ever used in any car. Be warned that if you do Euro Delivery, the temp maps they give you on a USB stick do not have address data for some of the small countries (Hungary, Slovenia, Slovakia for sure).

If we’re not sticking to racing I would have to suggest this

To everyone saying this doesn’t look good: You are wrong and I hate you.

Alright, Black People, it’s been fun, but it seems Jalopnik and Orlove have found Black Twitter and read it for about a day. It is definitely time to change addresses before they find out about $200 dates and how much a “stack” is.

SaltyIceCream does amazing hand drawn NSFW game animations. Too bad he’s such a pervert...